Inspired by the recent spate of zombie sketches on BCG, I give you my contribution to the illustrious collection:
"I AM A MONSTER"
Scene. Typical modern apartment. Int. Night.
SUSAN: I have something to tell you: I'm a zombie.
DAVID (ANIMATED): Are you serious?
SUSAN (REANIMATED): Deadly serious.
DAVID: In that case, I have something to tell you: I'm a vampire.
SUSAN: Are you serious?
DAVID: Undeadly serious.
ENTER MIKE
MIKE: I have something to tell you.
DAVID AND SUSAN: You're a werewolf.
MIKE: How did you kno-oooooooooooooooooooooow?
ENDS.