British Comedy Guide

Black and White

Scene. Doctor's surgery. Int. Day.

A DOCTOR (WHITE) IS SITTING AT HIS DESK AS THE DOOR OPENS AND A WHITE MAN AND WOMAN ENTER, FOLLOWED BY A YOUNG BLACK BOY AND A YOUNG BLACK GIRL.

THE COUPLE SIT AT CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THE DESK

DOCTOR: Good morning. What can I do for you?

THE MAN AND WOMAN, CLEARLY AGITATED, LOOK AT THE CHILDREN THEN BACK AT THE DOCTOR

MAN: It's the children. We woke up this morning and they've both turned black!

WOMAN: They've both turned black!

DOCTOR: And is this a problem for you?

MAN AND WOMAN: Of course not.

DOCTOR: Then I'll bid you good day.

THE MAN AND WOMAN GET UP, MUMBLING 'THANK YOU' AND LEAD THE CHILDREN OUT OF THE ROOM.

ENDS.

Im sure im being thick but I don't get this

Quote: JayH @ November 6 2010, 3:52 PM GMT

Im sure im being thick but I don't get this

I took it as the white couple were too PC to admit that their children turning black was a reason for concern. Very nice sketch imo :)

Brilliant satire.

I'm with Gerry.

Love it.

Yep, it's funny.

This chap clearly enjoys posting sketches and whatnot here, so why does he keep doing stuff that gets himself banned? Does not compute.

He's got banned for this sketch?

I wouldn't have thought so BB.

Quote: bushbaby @ November 10 2010, 12:43 PM GMT

He's got banned for this sketch?

No, I think it's other stuff. Just seems he's cutting his own throat when he doesn't need to.

Quote: bushbaby @ November 10 2010, 12:43 PM GMT

He's got banned for this sketch?

I'm guessing Lucius was Ming/Roodeye, BB. Although I have been wrong before :)

The use of multiple accounts is against the rules.

1. The registering of multiple accounts is not permitted. Each individual may only have one account.

Quote: Leevil @ November 10 2010, 2:21 PM GMT

The use of multiple accounts is against the rules.

But his others had been banned? So he only really had one account.

Quote: chipolata @ November 10 2010, 2:29 PM GMT

But his others had been banned? So he only really had one account.

Speaking of multiple accounts, Chip...

Quote: Leevil @ November 10 2010, 2:30 PM GMT

Speaking of multiple accounts, Chip...

Angelic

I'm sure I read somewhere in the rules that if you suspect someone has multiple accounts, you should report them to a mod rather than accusing them on the forum?

That sounds like the sensible thing to do, so maybe when he returns we agree not to 'out' him and just raise it with a mod instead?

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