Scene. Cathedral. Int. Night.
A CHOIRBOY IS KNEELING IN FRONT OF A PRIEST
THE PRIEST'S ROBE IS RAISED AND HIS VERY MODEST PENIS IS ONLY INCHES FROM THE BOY'S FACE, WHICH WEARS A PUZZLED EXPRESSION.
LOOKING BETWEEN THE PRIEST'S COCK AND THE BOY'S FACE WE SEE, STANDING AT THE OTHER END OF THE CATHEDRAL, A SECOND PRIEST, ROBES RAISED, A HUGE RAMPANT COCK HELD IN HIS HAND.
FIRST PRIEST (TO CHOIRBOY): This one is small. That one is f-a-a-a-a-ar away.
ENDS.