Writing has not gone well this weekend. I have written 6 and a half minutes of 'meh' material.
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Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:33 PM GMTWriting has not gone well this weekend. I have written 6 and a half minutes of 'meh' material.
That's loads!
Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:34 PM GMTThat's loads!
I'd agree that 6 and a half minutes of dying on stage is a long time.
I don't think it's death worthy, but it's not as good as I'd like.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 7 2010, 9:33 PM GMTA particularly nasty tea-bagging incident?
Who said it was nasty sweety or is it sweaty...
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:36 PM GMTI don't think it's death worthy, but it's not as good as I'd like.
Then you've got 3 minutes to cut to be left with a kick ass in 3.5.
Quote: Rob H @ November 7 2010, 9:29 PM GMT*ignores Leevil*
Yes please.
*hands Rob a CD*
Sorry, it's in the Simply Red case. Must've got them mixed up. 
Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:37 PM GMTThen you've got 3 minutes to cut to be left with a kick ass in 3.5.
Not that helpful when I need 10 minutes.
Then keep going write like the wind!
How long have you got?
Or talk about fannies all female comics are allowed 2 minutes on fannies. It's a royal warrant or something.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:39 PM GMTNot that helpful when I need 10 minutes.
Have you tried talking three times slower? Worked for Emo Phillips.
Quote: Leevil @ November 7 2010, 9:38 PM GMT*hands Rob a CD*
Sorry, it's in the Simply Red case. Must've got them mixed up.
Ta. Make a nice change to Charles and Eddie.
That or use lik jokes, stretch jokes into shaggy dogs.
Rules of 3 are good for this.
Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:40 PM GMTThen keep going write like the wind!
How long have you got?
Or talk about fannies all female comics are allowed 2 minutes on fannies. It's a royal warrant or something.
Gig is in 2 days. I mean, it's not the worst thing if I change to a 7 minute slit, I've got as long as I want really.
I am not planning on talking about vaginas.
Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:42 PM GMTThat or use lik jokes, stretch jokes into shaggy dogs.
Rules of 3 are good for this.
Already got a load of that going on.
Quote: Rob H @ November 7 2010, 9:42 PM GMTHave you tried talking three times slower? Worked for Emo Phillips.
I might just stare at the audience for 3 and a half minutes at the beginning.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:43 PM GMT7 minute slit
I am not planning on talking about vaginas.
Too late.
Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:40 PM GMTall female comics are allowed 2 minutes on fannies.
Really? I'll need to get my lawyer to amend my rider.
Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:40 PM GMTHow long have you got?
And you have the cheek to say we go on and on about fannies? 
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 7 2010, 9:46 PM GMTReally? I'll need to get my lawyer to amend my rider.
Yeh he wants 5 minutes doesn't he?
Quote: zooo @ November 7 2010, 9:45 PM GMTToo late.
Ha! I'm tired and ginned up. Lea'me alone.