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Writing has not gone well this weekend. I have written 6 and a half minutes of 'meh' material.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:33 PM GMT

Writing has not gone well this weekend. I have written 6 and a half minutes of 'meh' material.

That's loads!

Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:34 PM GMT

That's loads!

I'd agree that 6 and a half minutes of dying on stage is a long time.

I don't think it's death worthy, but it's not as good as I'd like.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 7 2010, 9:33 PM GMT

A particularly nasty tea-bagging incident?

Who said it was nasty sweety or is it sweaty...

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:36 PM GMT

I don't think it's death worthy, but it's not as good as I'd like.

Then you've got 3 minutes to cut to be left with a kick ass in 3.5.

Quote: Rob H @ November 7 2010, 9:29 PM GMT

*ignores Leevil*

Yes please.

*hands Rob a CD*

Sorry, it's in the Simply Red case. Must've got them mixed up. Errr

Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:37 PM GMT

Then you've got 3 minutes to cut to be left with a kick ass in 3.5.

Not that helpful when I need 10 minutes.

Then keep going write like the wind!

How long have you got?

Or talk about fannies all female comics are allowed 2 minutes on fannies. It's a royal warrant or something.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:39 PM GMT

Not that helpful when I need 10 minutes.

Have you tried talking three times slower? Worked for Emo Phillips.

Quote: Leevil @ November 7 2010, 9:38 PM GMT

*hands Rob a CD*

Sorry, it's in the Simply Red case. Must've got them mixed up. Errr

Ta. Make a nice change to Charles and Eddie.

That or use lik jokes, stretch jokes into shaggy dogs.

Rules of 3 are good for this.

Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:40 PM GMT

Then keep going write like the wind!

How long have you got?

Or talk about fannies all female comics are allowed 2 minutes on fannies. It's a royal warrant or something.

Gig is in 2 days. I mean, it's not the worst thing if I change to a 7 minute slit, I've got as long as I want really.

I am not planning on talking about vaginas.

Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:42 PM GMT

That or use lik jokes, stretch jokes into shaggy dogs.

Rules of 3 are good for this.

Already got a load of that going on.

Quote: Rob H @ November 7 2010, 9:42 PM GMT

Have you tried talking three times slower? Worked for Emo Phillips.

I might just stare at the audience for 3 and a half minutes at the beginning.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 7 2010, 9:43 PM GMT

7 minute slit

I am not planning on talking about vaginas.

Too late.

Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:40 PM GMT

all female comics are allowed 2 minutes on fannies.

Really? I'll need to get my lawyer to amend my rider.

Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 9:40 PM GMT

How long have you got?

And you have the cheek to say we go on and on about fannies? :S

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 7 2010, 9:46 PM GMT

Really? I'll need to get my lawyer to amend my rider.

Yeh he wants 5 minutes doesn't he?

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2010, 9:45 PM GMT

Too late.

Ha! I'm tired and ginned up. Lea'me alone.

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