Right number of kids, but my husband is no Jimmy Stewart...and I am certainly not anything like Donna Reed. 
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Waiting for a burger at a place that's said to have the best burgers in the area. It's in the middle of nowhere and is delightfully tacky and grungy.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 4:58 PM GMTRight number of kids, but my husband is no Jimmy Stewart...and I am certainly not anything like Donna Reed.
Quote: DaButt @ November 6 2010, 5:02 PM GMTWaiting for a burger at a place that's said to have the best burgers in the area. It's in the middle of nowhere and is delightfully tacky and grungy.
That's like a place here that is pretty gross, but is pirate themed. Great food, but really skeevy.
I want to watch a film but at the same time I ain't be arsed. What I really want is to be entertained in only the way a film can entertain me but without actually watching a film.
Some sort of memory implant would suffice.
Quote: Leevil @ November 6 2010, 6:29 PM GMTWhat I really want is to be entertained in only the way a film can entertain me but without actually watching a film.
Run of out of the "special stuff" again? 
Quote: random @ November 6 2010, 7:01 PM GMT?
Don't worry, it's back tonight.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 5:12 PM GMTThat's like a place here that is pretty gross, but is pirate themed. Great food, but really skeevy.
This cash-only place is in the middle of nowhere and is only open for 4 hours 6 days a week. There's a feed store across the street, the interior is cluttered with old junk and the staff seemed to be mostly tattooed lesbians. They were friendly and the burger was good, so I'll be back.
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 6 2010, 7:23 PM GMTDon't worry, it's back tonight.
Hoorah!!!
Does he mean his good ladyfriend?
No, a bird in my birdhouse. I can watch it on my TV. 
YAY!
I'm so bored I'm considering painting my face to look like a cat. Seriously.
The olive on the toothpick is a nice touch Randy.
Why not paint your cat to look like a face?