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Something rubbish about CCTV.

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2010, 2:12 PM GMT

I'm watching what seems to be a fly on the wall series about Sonia from EastEnders being pregnant. A bit like a Katie or Peter show, but about someone fairly sane.

I saw an advert for that, her moaning about wanting to be left alone by the press whilst she is pregnant.

Firstly, left alone? She is having cameras follow her everywhere for a TV show about being pregnant.

Secondly, is she really persued that much by the press? Are photos of Spade-Face really fetching the big bucks from the tabloids?? Because I'm guessing not.

They do have a lot of shitty chat magazines to fill up. I was surprised too, but she is genuinely followed by paps.
Mental.

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2010, 2:12 PM GMT

Aw, not the Keanu version? :)

No, that version was ok, but this one's better.

The alien has just wiped out the Earth's electricity supply, stopping everything.

The Professor
"Does it make you feel insecure?"

Secretary
"Yes"

The Professor
"Goooood."

Laughing out loud Not knowing that he knows, she must think he's a right c**t. :D

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 2:12 PM GMT

An awesome movie!

:D

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2010, 2:18 PM GMT

They do have a lot of shitty chat magazines to fill up. I was surprised too, but she is genuinely followed by paps.
Mental.

Maybe if she didn't do TV shows about her private life, and instead just did a bit of acting, they'd be less interested? Just a thought. She could be a burns victim in Casualty, for example.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 6 2010, 2:15 PM GMT

I saw an advert for that, her moaning about wanting to be left alone by the press whilst she is pregnant.

Firstly, left alone? She is having cameras follow her everywhere for a TV show about being pregnant.

Secondly, is she really persued that much by the press? Are photos of Spade-Face really fetching the big bucks from the tabloids?? Because I'm guessing not.

I can't stand her voice, sounds like she constantly has a cold. She was a moaning character in EastEnders too.

She seems quite nice though.
But the show is a bit weird.

Caught a glimpse of Family Fortunes... One of the bonus prizes was a skiing holiday, which seemed a little unfair. After all, the families which appear on this show are generally lower-middle or working class, and therefore are unlikely to appreciate a skiing holiday, feeling simply out-of-their-depth and embarrassed. Surely giving these people a week at Butlins - or maybe a year's free meals at a Harvester - would be a more appropriate prize? :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 6 2010, 6:38 PM GMT

Caught a glimpse of Family Fortunes...

You f**king luv' it! :D

It's important to keep abreast of what the less-fortunate watch to distract them from their squalid lives.

Awsome choice nils one of my fave all time films

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 6 2010, 6:42 PM GMT

It's important to keep abreast of what the less-fortunate watch to distract them from their squalid lives.

A breast, less-fortunate, squalid lives?

Sums up the viewers and ITV itself.

Apart from some form of bingo (presumably), what else do they show on ITV on Saturday nights for the entertainment of the poor? Skittles? Singsongs around a piano with a fat, jolly woman? Strongman competitions? Dancing animals smoking pipes? Dramas about rugged, salt-of-the-earth miners learning to play the piano?

The Psycho remake. It is pointless but Vince Vaughn is a much better serious actor than comedy one.

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