SootyJ & Sunshines holiday part 1

SootyJ:
it's a bit quite on Critique these days.

Sunshine:
I know what you mean.
Why don't we put on one of those skethes that go nowhere, you know one of them 4th wall breaking ones, Injokey & all that.

SootyJ:
actually that is my forte may I write the first one?

Sunshine:
No!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 4 2010, 11:16 PM GMT

We could always go nowhere & then get a Horse to Bum me against a wall InPokey & all that

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Sunshine:
I was thinking of a type of Brydon Coogan thing, you know, not very funny
but we get to go places & eat food.

SootyJ
IWB

Sunshine:
Me neither.

SOOTYJ HOLDS UP SIGN SAYING PLEASE STOP SUNSHINE YOU ARE KILLING MY CAREER

Sunshine:
Oh I get it now the sign changes & it's not what we were all expecting.

SOOTYJ HOLDS UP SIGN SAYING PLEASE STOP SUNSHINE YOU ARE REALLY KILLING MY CAREER

Steve:
It's not that bad, I did bring two moustaches with me.

COJUMBO BREAKS BACK THROUGH THE DOOR TO SOLVE THE CASE & HAVE A BUN.

Dear Mr Sunshine

This is a cease and desist order'

Our client Sootyj has long since broken through the 5th wall

Thus disproving the actual existence of comedy

Yours bastard bastard and wanker solicitors

ps if you don't desist you will be featured in a witless skit about a milkma n

Back to the drawing board then.

You two is gay and is bumming each other and that.

Ha ha Will Cam isnt ironic
Ha ha Will Cam's BO is chronic
Ha ha spunk is his yummy tonic

Move along please people, nothing to see here.

ps I am quite worried.

So we haven't commissioned part two then?
It was going to be written by SootyJ & feature Willcam, as far as I remember.

He's my wife now!

ps Sunshine, Sooty has obviously rubbed off on you, It should be 'quiet'

That may have been deliberate.

*goes to check so that he can pretend it was

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 5 2010, 11:52 PM GMT

ps Sunshine, Sooty has obviously rubbed off on you, you're all stained

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justmarking my territory

Thats SootyJ

Ewwww. LOL!

Come on Angie. I'll look after you.