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Whyfores?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 5 2010, 2:25 PM GMT

Are there any standupy people online who I can run a couple of jokes past?

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*raises hand*

AH, excellent. I'm trying to decide on the construct of one my new jokes. Shall PM it over if you don't mind!

Quote: Leevil @ November 5 2010, 2:22 PM GMT

I just made it up as I went along, might need a bit of tweaking...

Recipe:
100g butter (I actually used 50g Butter + 50g Olive Oil*)
100g sugar (or just over)
Vanilla Essence 1-2 tsp.

Mix until creamy.

Add...

50g Rolled Oat Flakes
5g Flax Seeds
20g Oatmeal (I think I used too much)
30g Wholemeal/Wholewheat/Brown Flour
50g Plain/SF flour.

Bake at 180c for exactly 8 mins! I love my 8 minute rule on cookies, it works every time.

Oh, and let them cool down. They will go firmer as they cool.

Okay?

*I know I shouldn't weigh oil in GRAMS but it was near enough, plus I didn't have enough butter.

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Ok, just had some more. They are very nice indeed but they are missing something to finish off that true Hobnob taste. Will investigate more...

Did you put a touch of cinnamon in ? Hobnobs have a nice warm taste, I think.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 5 2010, 3:17 PM GMT

Did you put a touch of cinnamon in ? Hobnobs have a nice warm taste, I think.

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Hmm, no I didn't. Interesting...

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 5 2010, 2:25 PM GMT

Are there any standupy people online who I can run a couple of jokes past?

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I like going to see standup if that helps?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2010, 3:53 PM GMT

I like going to see standup if that helps?

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She's a comedic Bruce Willis, 'I see standups'.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2010, 3:53 PM GMT

I like going to see standup if that helps?

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Moment has passed now ellie! It turns out opinion is split and I need to try recording the two versions!

I know I'm procrastinating when I'm googling paper sizes to help a facebook contact I don't really know.

Pika's sniffing my knees.

Sorry I was late - I was making interviewees cry.

Poor unemployeds

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 5 2010, 4:28 PM GMT

Poor unemployeds

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Indeed.

I just spent 45 minutes of my life making this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Limr7GL2CuM

I not sure what to make of the word at the end of the URL.

Leevil is high again

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 5 2010, 4:44 PM GMT

Leevil is high again

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If only that were true