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Quote: Jack Massey @ October 22 2010, 11:18 AM BST

You play for Formby FC? I went there a few years ago to watch them play FC United of Manchester.

I don't play for Formby FC (I'm not that good), but have played at that ground a few times. Did you go to FC United game at Marine? I heard there was a near riot at that one.

Quote: Jack Massey @ October 22 2010, 12:53 PM BST

Beautiful news. Not only is he staying, he's also in a high profile criticised Glazer's transfer policy.

I thought he was a whore! At least that's what the Manchester United banners said. Maybe they gave him a pay rise.

Did you see those scummy Manchester United "supporters" who demanded to know why he wanted to leave them. That just sums up their sheer arrogance.

Quote: Splodge @ October 22 2010, 2:36 PM BST

I'm sorry, but this thread has become far too Northern for my liking. I just need to momentarily redress the balance before you all continue.

Stop.

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Carry on.

Who is he?

Quote: Chappers @ October 22 2010, 6:14 PM BST

Did you see those scummy Manchester United "supporters" who demanded to know why he wanted to leave them. That just sums up their sheer arrogance.

I think it more summed up the fact that the club has some dickhead thugs amongst its supporters; as do all clubs, even the ones you like. Football attracts morons.

Quote: Chappers @ October 22 2010, 6:14 PM BST

Who is he?

Perhaps the worst man to have ever lived.

Yeah I did. It was a day out ruined by a fellow FC United fan. Just way too far in the manc-scouse rivalry stakes. I was stood next to him and I don't know if you're aware of the layout of the ground, but you are stood right next to the field of play from the front row in the middle of the ground, so you could touch the players from where I was stood and I was stood next to this absolute twat who whenever a Marine player ran past he said 'Oi (refer to there number, so for example number 3), you're a scouse c**t' He did this all the way through the first half and just got on my nerves so much. I like the rivalry, but this was just in your face being an absolute twat. I had to move places for the second half I couldn't stand it any longer. On the way out, the local ASBO's thought it would be funny to shout to us FC fans who were standing across the road 'Don't get a plane home' (referring to the Munich Air Disaster), we crossed over and they looked really threatened. Then one of us called them tossers and what a surprise as we were stood on the same side of the street as them they didn't respond. So yeah, not a great atmosphere.

Quote: Jack Massey @ October 22 2010, 6:46 PM BST

Yeah I did. It was a day out ruined by a fellow FC United fan. Just way too far in the manc-scouse rivalry stakes. I was stood next to him and I don't know if you're aware of the layout of the ground, but you are stood right next to the field of play from the front row in the middle of the ground, so you could touch the players from where I was stood and I was stood next to this absolute twat who whenever a Marine player ran past he said 'Oi (refer to there number, so for example number 3), you're a scouse c**t' He did this all the way through the first half and just got on my nerves so much. I like the rivalry, but this was just in your face being an absolute twat. I had to move places for the second half I couldn't stand it any longer. On the way out, the local ASBO's thought it would be funny to shout to us FC fans who were standing across the road 'Don't get a plane home' (referring to the Munich Air Disaster), we crossed over and they looked really threatened. Then one of us called them tossers and what a surprise as we were stood on the same side of the street as them they didn't respond. So yeah, not a great atmosphere.

That's probably because Blundellsands, which is where Marine's ground is, is about as tough as Surrey.

By the way, on the subject of the Manc-Scouse rivalry, away from football grounds, I think it's mostly Mancs abusing Scousers. The reason for this is that all accents, from the outskirts of Merseyside, to Yorkshire, sound pretty much the same to us. So, if we hear someone saying things like "Any road" or "Aye", we don't know whether they're from Manchester, Southport, Rotherham, Oldham, Burnley, Bradford, Preston, Blackburn, Barnsley, St. Helens, Wigan, Widnes, Blackpool, Hull, Sheffield or Huddersfield etc.

Quote: catskillz @ October 24 2010, 3:19 PM BST

By the way, on the subject of the Manc-Scouse rivalry, away from football grounds, I think it's mostly Mancs abusing Scousers. The reason for this is that all accents, from the outskirts of Merseyside, to Yorkshire, sound pretty
much the same to us. So, if we hear someone saying things like "Any road" or "Aye", we don't know whether they're from Manchester, Southport, Rotherham, Oldham, Burnley, Bradford, Preston, Blackburn, Barnsley, St. Helens, Wigan, Widnes, Blackpool, Hull, Sheffield or Huddersfield etc.

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I think everyones pleased that Liverpool won though eh? eh?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 25 2010, 12:42 AM BST

I think everyones pleased that Liverpool won though eh? eh?

Delighted Angry

Typical eh? Gary Neville should've been sent off!

At least Liverpool are close to breaking one record.

Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher became the second-highest scorer of Premier League own goals after putting into his own net during Sunday's 2-1 win over Blackburn. The centre-back has now scored seven own goals, one behind Aston Villa's Richard Dunne, who had also scored at the wrong end this weekend in his side's 1-0 loss at Sunderland.

I should've won 165 quid yesterday, by putting a fiver on Yakubu to score Everton's first goal, against Stoke, but I forgot to do it, and he scored the first goal. I don't know why his odds were so high (33/1).

So Manchester United do it again - cheat and get away with it that is.

That tosser Gomes was at fault of course as you always have to play to the whistle.

Liverpool won again then.
*Goes for Group hug

Bring on those West London Pikeys

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 4 2010, 9:58 PM GMT

Liverpool won again then.

What's that now - twice this season?

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