Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 2:57 PM GMTYES. Legalise, regulate, educate.
I say go further. Make all drugs compulsory. Smack on Monday, crack on Tuesday, then speed, dope, acid, booze, ecstasy and finally mushrooms. I know that's 8 days, but frankly we won't care 'cos we'll all be off our tits.
That doesn't sound like a good plan at all. I don't want to do most of those things 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 4:33 PM GMTThat doesn't sound like a good plan at all. I don't want to do most of those things
Which ones do you want to do then you druggy bitch 
Just a bit of booze and weed if that's okay Only once a month or so Please? No? Aw
Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2010, 4:19 PM GMTYou do realise you just implied your cock is 3.5 milimeters wide?
How?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 4 2010, 4:22 PM GMTYeah stop with the boasting Nil
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 4:33 PM GMTThat doesn't sound like a good plan at all. I don't want to do most of those things
Trust me, once you start on the ole' heroin, you'll want to do it all the time.
Just like coco pops?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 4 2010, 5:21 PM GMTJust like coco pops?
Yes, a bit like cocoa, but don't call me 'Pops'.
It's terrible, but I like it
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 4 2010, 4:41 PM GMTHow?
You said you inject it into heroin
hence the confession it has the dimensions of a syringe
Not specifically.
in·ject
-verb (used with object)
1. to force (a fluid) into a passage, cavity, or tissue: to inject a medicine into the veins.
2. to introduce (something new or different): to inject humour into a situation.
3. to introduce arbitrarily or inappropriately; intrude.
I was going for the first part of 1, via 3, with a smattering of 2.
But I thought you were doing a joke about shagging a heron.
Quote: sootyj @ November 4 2010, 5:49 PM GMTYou said you inject it into heroin
hence the confession it has the dimensions of a syringe
He actually wrote "heron" and I was wondering how you knew the dimensions of a bird's vagina. 
Quote: DaButt @ November 4 2010, 6:00 PM GMTHe actually wrote "heron" and I was wondering how you knew the dimensions of a bird's vagina.
Exactly my thought process!
Quote: zooo @ November 4 2010, 5:59 PM GMTBut I thought you were doing a joke about shagging a heron.
I was!!!
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 4 2010, 5:56 PM GMTNot specifically.
in·ject
-verb (used with object (my knob))
1. to force (a fluid (spunk)) into a passage (the heron's ass), cavity, or tissue: to inject a medicine into the veins.
2. to introduce (something new or different): to inject humour (the joke) into a situation this thread.
3. to introduce arbitrarily or inappropriately (it's pretty inappropriate to ass f**k a heron; intrude.I was going for the first part of 1, via 3, with a smattering of 2.
God, I wish I hadn't bothered now.