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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 3 2010, 11:59 AM GMT

I bought some Naga Morich chili pickle from the market.

The man saw my pasty face and gave me three warnings before selling me it.

Got some spring rolls in the oven now. Let's see how this goes.

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Nommy!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 3 2010, 12:16 PM GMT

As Oscar Wilde once said, "We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up your skirt."

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Is that you looking up mine?

Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2010, 12:07 PM GMT

Don.t feed it after midnight? don't get it wet? What's the 3rd one?

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I can't remember...

Don't expose to sunlight.

Don't be a cock.

Don't expose to bright light, especially sunlight. It'll kill em.

Lunch got all sicked up

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 1:18 PM GMT

Lunch got all sicked up

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Sometimes you share too much, Wicks!

Are my gastric activities not interesting to you, Chippy?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 1:20 PM GMT

Are my gastric activities not interesting to you, Chippy?

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Only if you sick up black blood.

Quote: Gavin @ November 3 2010, 12:18 PM GMT

Don't expose to sunlight.

Don't be a cock.

Don't expose to bright light, especially sunlight. It'll kill em.

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It's that language that got you kicked out of the RSPCIA

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 1:18 PM GMT

Lunch got all sicked up

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You're really suffering aren't you? How have you not gone to a doctor? If I'm off work 3 days in a row they make you get a doctors note.

And when I say they I mean I.

Quote: chipolata @ November 3 2010, 1:22 PM GMT

Only if you sick up black blood.

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I've done that before!! I had my tonsils out a couple of years ago and there were complications and I kept hemorrhaging from the throat!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 3 2010, 1:24 PM GMT

You're really suffering aren't you?

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What about us, having to listen to her moaning!
I, er, mean... Get well soon, Nat! Our thoughts are with you!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 3 2010, 1:24 PM GMT

You're really suffering aren't you? How have you not gone to a doctor? If I'm off work 3 days in a row they make you get a doctors note.

And when I say they I mean I.

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Because I know what it is, it's just a bug I've picked up from someone in the office. I'm okay really, just vying for attention.

Quote: chipolata @ November 3 2010, 1:25 PM GMT

I, er, mean... Get well soon, Nat! Our thoughts are with you!

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I'm going to track you down and shinkick you.

Yeah but 6 days of it isn't good dude.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 3 2010, 1:31 PM GMT

Yeah but 6 days of it isn't good dude.

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It only came on on Sunday night! This is only day three.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 1:27 PM GMT

I'm going to track you down and shinkick you.

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*gets ready to run if any asymetrically faced women smelling of sick approach*

Quote: chipolata @ November 3 2010, 1:35 PM GMT

*gets ready to run if any asymetrically faced women smelling of sick approach*

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You left fat and Northern out of there