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what do people call you at the office?

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name="Nat Wicks" post="687487" date="November 3 2010, 11:38 AM GMT"]Random reply # 237: W

"FISH WICKS"[/quote]
Thats ok everyone calls me SootyGay

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 11:38 AM GMT

Random reply # 237:

"FISH STICKS"

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Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2010, 11:42 AM GMT

Thats ok everyone calls me SootyGay

Nice quoting, quotey.

The text on Chip's screen looks funny. He's tried adjusting the size but it still looks funny, just bigger.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 11:50 AM GMT

Nice quoting, quotey.

Merely showing Sootyj is the master of self abuse

I bought some Naga Morich chili pickle from the market.

The man saw my pasty face and gave me three warnings before selling me it.

Got some spring rolls in the oven now. Let's see how this goes.

From Wikipedia:

In 2000, India's Defence Research Laboratory (DRL) reported a rating of 855,000 units on the Scoville scale... For comparison, Tabasco red pepper sauce rates at 2,500-5,000

Oooooh. That sounds exciting.

Don.t feed it after midnight? don't get it wet? What's the 3rd one?

Don't insert into any sensitive openings.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 12:09 PM GMT

Don't insert into any sensitive openings.

Always with the clitoral piercings!

ME?

I've started gently, with a tiny, tiny amount per bite.

So far so good.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 12:13 PM GMT

ME?

This place. It's mind's in the gutter.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 12:09 PM GMT

Don't insert into any sensitive openings.

Isn't that Mogwais?

Quote: chipolata @ November 3 2010, 12:14 PM GMT

This place. It's mind's in the gutter.

As Oscar Wilde once said, "We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up your skirt."

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