Badge Hair Day - 50G
Point out that another poster looks like someone famous - ie Badge looks like Nick Clegg, Walker looks like John Noakes and they deny but fail to post photographic proof.
Absolute F**king Wanker - 100G
Use the latinate 'Fora' instead of 'forums' when discussing forums.
Banbi
Get banned, then return a few days later with a noticeably milder, more inoffensive persona. Preferably with a cat-based avatar.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 2 2010, 10:45 AM BSTBanbi
Get banned, then return a few days later with a noticeably milder, more inoffensive persona. Preferably with a cat-based avatar.
F**k you, you motherf**king c**t! I hope you die of cancer! 
I'm liking the new bimbo-free Chip. The king is dead...
Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2010, 10:48 AM BSTF**k you, you motherf**king c**t! I hope you die of cancer!
Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2010, 10:48 AM BSTF**k you, you motherf**king c**t! I hope Nat Wicks' jokes die of canker!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 2 2010, 11:04 AM BST
You took that well Nat
I didn't mind, because I don't have a dog 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 2 2010, 2:27 PM BSTI didn't mind, because I don't have a dog
What's that to do with Jokes?
The Edit Twat
get someone simple to reply to a post then edit that post to make them look simple (laugh at you own joke like this
*grumpy face*
Last Man Standing
Get your post in just before a spammy thread is locked ensuring no comebacks.
Hehe!
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 3 2010, 5:59 PM GMTLast Man Standing
Get your post in just before a spammy thread is locked ensuring no comebacks.
Last Man Blanding
Your name is the last one on at least 8 of the top 10 threads.
You've killed the BCG & need to step away & let it recover.
Many moons ago there used to be an unofficial achievement where a user would be the last reply on all the active threads. I forget what that was called.
Quote: Leevil @ November 4 2010, 1:40 AM GMTMany moons ago there used to be an unofficial achievement where a user would be the last reply on all the active threads. I forget what that was called.
Full Nelson!