Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 1 2010, 11:31 PM BSTThat was so funny, I think I heard a tiny trombone.
I think that's actually Chip's nickname for his penis.
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And that time, I heard a tiny drumkit!
This is f**king amazing. We need Sooty to come in with a blinder, so I can see if there's a tiny kazoo player.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 1 2010, 11:59 PM BSTAnd that time, I heard a tiny drumkit!
This is f**king amazing.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 1 2010, 11:58 PM BSTI think that's actually Chip's nickname for his penis.
It's actually The Stott.
Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2010, 12:02 AM BSTIt's actually The Stump.
Stott/Stump - it's all the same!
Watching Predators. Adrien Brody is the tough guy...Larry Fishbourne is properly kooky...not too bad, just really odd.
Ummm I just watched Sunday's X-Factor. What on earth had J-Kay done to annoy Dani and Cheryl - they looked well annoyed at him.
He was acting like a right cock though.
I hate Dani. She is a pointless human being.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 2 2010, 2:05 PM BSTUmmm I just watched Sunday's X-Factor. What on earth had J-Kay done to annoy Dani and Cheryl - they looked well annoyed at him.
He was acting like a right cock though.
He also played the same music he played in the 90's
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 1 2010, 11:59 PM BSTAnd that time, I heard a tiny drumkit!
This is f**king amazing. We need Sooty to come in with a blind fold on, so I can see his tiny kazoo player.
Apart from that being the worst euphemism for a cock ever.
You bloody well invited me to the blindfolded orgy for ugly people.
Last year I ended up bumming Micheal Macintyre.
Never made it into his act
Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2010, 12:02 AM BSTIt's actually The Stott.
So it's short, thin and hairy?
I threw up.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 2 2010, 2:05 PM BSTUmmm I just watched Sunday's X-Factor. What on earth had J-Kay done to annoy Dani and Cheryl - they looked well annoyed at him.
He was acting like a right cock though.
He had slagged off the show and those two personally earlier that day (I think) in the press.
Oops.
I quite want to watch that bit of the show actually, to see their faces. 
Was Jay Kay near the end?