Does she actually have a son?
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Yeah. I've seen them together at the bus stop, he in wrinkled clothes and a jacket not suitable for the temperature, her in a bathrobe not properly tied, smoking a Capri 120 cigarette. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 30 2010, 11:57 PM BSTYeah. I've seen them together at the bus stop, he in wrinkled clothes and a jacket not suitable for the temperature, her in a bathrobe not properly tied, smoking a Capri 120 cigarette.
Perhaps they are being defiantly anti-bourgeois? Is it possible they are merely paying tribute to the bohemian cafe culture of post-war Paris?
Or are they just pissed?
I vote B!
Yeah, she smelled like a distillery when she was at my door. More than likely he's at a friend's house, but she pays so little attention to him that she probably doesn't even know who his friends are.
Quote: zooo @ October 31 2010, 12:02 AM BSTI vote B!
Here come the cop cars!!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 30 2010, 3:29 PM BSTBloody cats. A bunch of them keep shitting outside my house and I walked a load inside so had to clean my shoes, mop the floors and then go outside and pick up all the cat turds to make sure no one else walks it in. Stupid f**king cats.
Toss*r.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 30 2010, 3:29 PM BSTBloody cats. A bunch of them keep shitting outside my house and I walked a load inside so had to clean my shoes, mop the floors and then go outside and pick up all the cat turds to make sure no one else walks it in. Stupid f**king cats.
I had this the other day. Two, right outside my front door. Disgusting. Luckily I saw them and avoided poo-gate though, and someone had cleared them away by the time I got home.
Okay, update: Cops are searching for the missing son, mother is sobbing in the back seat of the cop car, and it looks like she might have cuffs on.
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 31 2010, 12:23 AM BSTToss*r.
I'm sorry? Is that a real insult or some sort of deadpan humour that I'm not getting?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 31 2010, 12:31 AM BSTOkay, update: Cops are searching for the missing son, mother is sobbing in the back seat of the cop car, and it looks like she might have cuffs on.
Uh oh!
I think the son was found, but from the looks of it the mom is still with the cops and an older couple is standing there with the boy, I'm guessing grandparents maybe.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 31 2010, 12:42 AM BSTI'm sorry? Is that a real insult or some sort of deadpan humour that I'm not getting?
Other possible reasons:
a) You're married to a cat and take grave insult at anyone besmirching their good name.
b)You have some sort of typing tourettes.
c)It's actually you who are a bit of a tosser. (Why else call someone a tosser for being annoyed at walking shit into their home unless you yourself are a tosser)
d)You're a big fan of animal shit and don't think anyone has the right to go and just clean it away.
e)All of the above.
Maybe he thought it looked a bit insensitive so soon after chip's post?
I dunno!