TWO ALIENS ARE HAVING A MEETING WITH THEIR BOSS
Boss:
I'm sorry to have to call this meeting, but you two have left me no option.
It has come to my attention that you have been making unkind comments to some of our Human members of staff
Gurko:
Oh what have they been saying now.
Zaklor:
I'm sorry but those beings...
Boss:
I do understand, and off the record I'm no fan myself, but unfortunately these days we do have to be a bit more galactically correct
Gurko:
They come over to our planet, taking our jobs...
Boss:
Well Gurko we enslaved them, it's not quite the same thing.
Zaklor:
Send em home I say.
Boss:
Come on Zaklor you know full well that they don't have a planet anymore.
Zaklor:
They shouldn't have used Aerosols then should they.
Boss:
What you've got to remember is that these are intelligent beings we're dealing with.
Zaklor:
How long does it the take them to a Sudoku?
Boss:
I'm not saying that they are very intelligent, but the rules these days, whether we agree with them or not say that we need to appreciate their feelings & treat with them with a bit more Krozznaztz
Zaklor:
They don't even know the meaning of the word.
Boss:
I don't really want to discuss it quite frankly, either you follow the guidelines or you will be straight out on your dorsal tentacles.
Gurko:
Look boss we're sorry, and we're not really Speciesist, some of my best slaves are conscious humans.
Zaklor:
We just do it as a joke really, A lot of them just don't seem to have a sense of Zoookraash.
Boss:
Whether you mean is at as a joke or not, anti Human behaviour must cease immediately.
Gurko:
Fair enough Sir.
Zaklor:
As long as we don't have to be nice to the Martians
Boss:
Oh don't worry about the Martians. They're not even mentioned in the guidelines. So as far as I'm concerned they can suck my Zokklok
