Anyone got any porridge?

Hello everyone,

Mr David Chapman suggested I should really say hello formally. My real name is Georgina, I'm from Cheshire. Just started writing properly (by which I mean in structured fashion as opposed to scraps of paper - not professionally)and keen to develope.

As I wrote to Mr Chapman, my profile is sparser than an agrophobics address book til I get organised so don't waste time clicking on it.

Biggest writing claim to fame - When Richard Hammond had his accident they put my crap joke at the top of the second page of web messages (where it still resides).

I know you're all need to go and regroup and get over the basic feelings of intimidation after that revelation so I'll say toodle pip for now.

Loving reading all your stuff ... hope you can enjoy some of mine too.

Evening. *tips cap*

Hello Goldielocks and welcome. I think all the others are in the kitchen or watching the Mighty Biggins in some jungle programme. I'll just give them a shout they're a lovely bunch.

Thanks kind sirs...

Ah the masterful Biggins - a fine Nero and a great inmate (in Slade rather the jungle).

Welcome formally. I just sent you a long explanation but looks like you'd already worked it out.

How about you post that Hamster joke.

I've already posted a sketch 9very hastily thought up) for the current MI5 comp..any crit on this thread would be nice as people tend to skip it for the comps as far as I can see...

At the time of the Top Gear joke they kept saying he had whitened his teeth (remember), so my crap joke was..

"Top Gear without Hamster would be like the Bee Gees without the one with the big whitened teeth...oh hang on I'll rephrase that. Get well soon Hamster"

Pathetic I know.... can I claim emotional distress from the thought that Top Gear might have been cancelled.

Right - OK then. No - the idea is we don't criticise the comp entries but anything else under Critique would be.

Fair enough.

Welcome!!

Welcome to the group. I'm sure you'll have some fun, just remember to stick in some punctuation every so often to keep on Aaron's good side.

*shakes fist warningly*

Greetings from somewhat-to-the-south (last time I looked!). Have lots o' fun. There are three bears here who want to come and look you up. Post something in Critique so all the rest of us can do the porridge jokes!

Waheyyyyyyyyyy! Another fellow female to add to the troop.
Welcome my friend!!!!!
Dave Chapman as always is straight in there I see. Offering his advice. I must warn you that his advice is the same as offering you sweeties. Take any & thats it. Your dragged off!

Lurrrrrrrves you realy David. Now pleased remove your hand from my panties!!!

Anyhoo Welcome friend.

Quote: Charley @ November 25, 2007, 11:52 PM

Waheyyyyyyyyyy! Another fellow female to add to the troop.
Welcome my friend!!!!!
Dave Chapman as always is straight in there I see. Offering his advice. I must warn you that his advice is the same as offering you sweeties. Take any & thats it. Your dragged off!

Lurrrrrrrves you realy David. Now pleased remove your hand from my panties!!!

Anyhoo Welcome friend.

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You're female???????

I'd better get my hand out of your panties then.

I'm sure Aaron and I (and indeed all of you) will get along swimmingly! Punctuation is, after all, the writer's 'helpmate'. As Walter Landor (1775-1864) once said "Clear writers, like fountains, do not seem so deep as they are; the turbid look the most profound." [Darwin, B. (ed.) Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (Oxford: Oxford University Press, 1941. p. 304.)]. A fairly non-negotiable quote; do you agree?