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I only picked that because I had to do the same thing years ago. Laughing out loud

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 29 2010, 10:03 AM BST

I only picked that because I had to do the same thing years ago. Laughing out loud

Lol it was crazy. I come home from work after 12 hour shiftthen *knock knock* We need to go somewhere. He was always pissed up and I sat in the hospital car park for 2 hours in the freezing cold one night whilst they went in.

Okay, my turn.

a. I can ride a unicycle.
b. I can't say the word "rural."
c. My mother's mother was a hooker.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 29 2010, 10:07 AM BST

Okay, my turn.

a. I can ride a unicycle.
b. I can't say the word "rural."
c. My mother's mother was a hooker.

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b?

c.

C. How do you think my mom got here?

Seriously, it is C. My mom's mom (I can't call her grandma) was working as a prostitute, found out she was pregnant, kept working, and made her way up the coast from Florida to North Carolina. That's where my mom was born, and she continued to "hook" and eventually made it up here to NY. One of my best family secrets...that everyone knows.

Ha! Wow.

It's weird how something that would just be embarrassing if it was happening right now, can be kind of cool if it happened two or three generations back.

Yeah, and she's not an attractive woman at all, so she was either really good at what she did, or she was cheap. I vote for cheap.

Haha!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 29 2010, 10:17 AM BST

Yeah, and she's not an attractive woman at all, so she was either really good at what she did, or she was cheap. I vote for cheap.

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Quote: Gavin @ October 29 2010, 10:06 AM BST

Lol it was crazy. I come home from work after 12 hour shiftthen *knock knock* We need to go somewhere. He was always pissed up and I sat in the hospital car park for 2 hours in the freezing cold one night whilst they went in.

The worst for me was the mom and kid needing a ride to the hospital for an emergency, and her telling me to pull over in downtown. She disappeared down a side street, came back 10 minutes later with a bottle of Schnapps, and then told me to keep going to the hospital. Her son was diabetic and his blood sugar was crashing. What a nice lady.

a) I Never went to Uni.
b) I failed Art.
c) My Highest GCSE is English, I got 89 odd percent

If the fickle finger of fate is correct, I'll vote b.

nope :P I got an F which is still a pass technically :D

See, you can lie!

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