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Would you lie to us?

Here's a thread that's going nowhere.

Give us three facts about yourself two of which are false & one of which is true, and see who gets it right.

For example

a) I once asked Craig Charles for a cigarette

b) I sang as a support act to the Drifters

c) I'm a bit scared of wool

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 29 2010, 2:11 AM BST

c) I'm a bit scared of wool

True.

Well done
Your turn

a) My middle name is 'Roy'.

b) I have 6 toes on one foot.

c) I've met Simon Mayo in a field.

6 toes?

a) I correctly guessed that you would pick 'b'

b) I did not guess that you would pick 'b'

c) I'm really annoying

C!

Has had an organ transplant

Was investigated by social services as an illegal gang master

Told George Galloway to f**k off

Wrote a book

Has bungee jumped

2 of those are true....

Organ transplant and wrote a book.

Nope told George Galloway to f**k off and investigated for being a gang master.

Liar. My guesses are true.

Nope he was running for mayor on his annoying double decker bus. I stuck 2 fingers up at him and yelled "f**k off" he looked right at me.
Saw him at a hustings later he looked at me, knew it was me and shuffled off. Shame it was one of the few times I'd have fancied a rruck.

The gangmaster accusation happened when I was running an outreach project. It was made by a mother who a little mentally unwell, who thought I was hiring illegal African care workers (she herself was Nigerian). But it was investigated. and I did have to deny the charges.

Knocking your quiet life into a cocked hat am I?

a) Gavin is actually my middle name.
b) I have 3 Siblings
c) I Used to drive my neighbour around because he had a sick kid and was banned for drink driving.

C.

I'm no good at lying. lol

C is indeed the truth.

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