She releases shit pop songs and is about 12.
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Quote: Nil Putters @ October 28 2010, 10:06 PM BSTShe obviously doesn't own an iron.
Shut up Putters you old man 
Quote: Gavin @ October 28 2010, 10:09 PM BSTShut up Putters you old man
Mine has never been taken out the box. 
Quote: Gavin @ October 28 2010, 10:08 PM BSTAre you still in the garden mate?
In the garage.
They are in the garden. And the kitchen. And the hall. And the lounge. Most of them are leaving at eleven though. 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 28 2010, 10:09 PM BSTShe releases shit pop songs and is about 12.
She loos older than 12.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 28 2010, 10:10 PM BSTMine has never been taken out the box.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 28 2010, 10:09 PM BSTShe releases shit pop songs and is about 12.
Now now Nats. Leave my future wife alone she's 20 odd. Like most Americans doesn't age like normals
Quote: bigfella @ October 28 2010, 10:11 PM BSTIn the garage.
They are in the garden. And the kitchen. And the hall. And the lounge. Most of them are leaving at eleven though.
Are you gonna go in at eleven and look at your watch?
Ellie just got back from a girly meal and giggled all night.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 28 2010, 10:21 PM BSTEllie just got back from a girly meal
Is that a euphemism for a lesbian encounter?
I wish - but no. They had all their clothes on the whole time.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 28 2010, 10:22 PM BSTIs that a euphemism for a lesbian encounter?
Let it go Putters the threesome isn't gonna happen.
Oh. Car. Movement. Heard of Elephants running up the stairs.
Quote: Gavin @ October 28 2010, 10:23 PM BSTLet it go Putters the threesome isn't gonna happen.
Damn!
Quote: EllieJP @ October 28 2010, 10:23 PM BSTI wish - but no. They had all their clothes on the whole time.
Two down. More giggles on the way out.
Quote: bigfella @ October 28 2010, 10:26 PM BST
Two down.
I remember my birthday....Watched Blues Brothers and ate a sandwich. No giggling horde of teenagers.
I prefer sullen self harming teenagers to giggling ones. I feel bigfella has failed me personally by raisinp a giggler.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 28 2010, 3:48 PM BSTHave you got a shaver on the end of your finger tip?
Ellie is a bit scared that when she Googles in images "EllieJP" pictures of all you lot turn up!
That was worryingly weird
Although I didn't see my pic thankfully
However when I did the same for Steve Sunshine I saw the usual Don Rushmore & Hitler wishing me Happy Birthday & a Steve Sunshine Doll on ebay.
