How the hell did I miss this thread until now?
I stood barefoot in dogshit during my first sexual encounter with an old girlfriend. Perhaps not unusual if you're doing it behind the bins outside a Lidl, but we were in her bedroom at the time.
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was her bedroom behind the bins outside Lidl?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 28 2010, 7:29 PM BSTI stood barefoot in dogshit during my first sexual encounter with an old girlfriend.
If only Richard Curtis had his notebook.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 18 2010, 9:30 AM BSTCat sex will always be awkward and embarassing Chip.
Tee hee.
Quote: Marc P @ October 28 2010, 9:55 PM BSTIf only Richard Curtis had his notebook.
"Oh f**kity-f**k! Ah, I seem... what I'm trying to say is... I think I've trodden in some dog shit... Damn! Er... course, you can contract Toxocariasis from it... leading to blindness... But then again, er, what I'm trying to say is, I suppose, in a roundabout way... by treading in canine faeces - idiot, Charles! - is... well... love is kind of blind, isn't it? Sometimes?... Oh God, f**kety-doodle, forget I said anything..."
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 28 2010, 10:45 PM BST"Oh f**kity-f**k! Ah, I seem... what I'm trying to say is... I think I've trodden in some dog shit... Damn! Er... course, you can contract Toxocariasis from it... leading to blindness... But then again, er, what I'm trying to say is, I suppose, in a roundabout way... by treading in canine faeces - idiot, Charles! - is... well... love is kind of blind, isn't it? Sometimes?... Oh God, f**kety-doodle, forget I said anything..."
God he's awful.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 28 2010, 10:45 PM BST"Oh f**kity-f**k! Ah, I seem... what I'm trying to say is... I think I've trodden in some dog shit... Damn! Er... course, you can contract Toxocariasis from it... leading to blindness... But then again, er, what I'm trying to say is, I suppose, in a roundabout way... by treading in canine faeces - idiot, Charles! - is... well... love is kind of blind, isn't it? Sometimes?... Oh God, f**kety-doodle, forget I said anything..."
Quote: EllieJP @ October 28 2010, 10:23 PM BSTTee hee.
