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I read the news today oh boy! Page 251

Brilliant :D

On no. Apparently Paul has died. I wonder if he predicted that.

Quote: Chappers @ October 26 2010, 8:43 PM BST

On no. Apparently Paul has died. I wonder if he predicted that.

He was killed by a "scanner" octopus.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2010, 5:40 PM BST

Hahaha!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/ipswich-tattooist-charged-over-40cm-penis-tattoo-on-mans-back/story-e6frf7l6-1225943643584

I wanted to see a picture though!

I think you've discovered the slowest website in the world too.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/features/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=155103442

Sick Sick Sick

http://tinyurl.com/yhnxu66

Philippe, who weighs just 150lbs, is a self-confessed fat admirer, who will only look at a woman if she weighs over 28 stone.

Sick Sick Sick

Well, at least she has a goal in life...

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 28 2010, 1:06 AM BST

http://tinyurl.com/yhnxu66

Philippe, who weighs just 150lbs, is a self-confessed fat admirer, who will only look at a woman if she weighs over 28 stone.

Sick Sick Sick

Ewwwwww

You've got some catching up to do mate.

Do you love the women over 28 stone?

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 28 2010, 1:06 AM BST

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/features/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=155103442

Sick Sick Sick

http://tinyurl.com/yhnxu66

Philippe, who weighs just 150lbs, is a self-confessed fat admirer, who will only look at a woman if she weighs over 28 stone.

Sick Sick Sick

"I'd love to be 1,000lb," she said.

This reads like a parody.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/oct/26/tax-avoidance-switzerland-agreement

Secrecy deal with Switzerland could let Britons avoid £40bn in taxes

Mohammed is now the most popular name for baby boys ahead of Jack and Harry

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324194/Mohammed-popular-baby-boys-ahead-Jack-Harry.html

That article is extremely restrained for the Daily Mail.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 28 2010, 11:12 AM BST

Mohammed is now the most popular name for baby boys ahead of Jack and Harry

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324194/Mohammed-popular-baby-boys-ahead-Jack-Harry.html

"A total of 7,549 newborns were given 12 variations of the Islamic prophet Mohammed's name last year,"

So they choose to lump all 12 variations together, but not do the same for British names like Jim, Jimmy, James, Jamey, Jimi etc.

Quote: Nogget @ October 28 2010, 11:55 AM BST

"A total of 7,549 newborns were given 12 variations of the Islamic prophet Mohammed's name last year,"

So they choose to lump all 12 variations together, but not do the same for British names like Jim, Jimmy, James, Jamey, Jimi etc.

Ha. Surprising...

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