I painted a ceiling once. Never again!
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New role at work, new location...nasty nasty nasty! And people consoling me by going on about being 'lucky to have a job'. A nice little contemporary cliche.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 27 2010, 11:15 AM BSTIn Leeds.
Ouch.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 27 2010, 11:34 AM BSTNew role at work, new location...nasty nasty nasty! And people consoling me by going on about being 'lucky to have a job'. A nice little contemporary cliche.
You missing us? We miss you!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 27 2010, 11:34 AM BSTNew role at work, new location...nasty nasty nasty! And people consoling me by going on about being 'lucky to have a job'. A nice little contemporary cliche.
Never mind moaning, you just keep those nipple tassles twirling, Lucas.
Quote: zooo @ October 27 2010, 11:31 AM BSTI painted a ceiling once. Never again!
That's a Michaelangelo quote, right?
Quote: EllieJP @ October 27 2010, 11:37 AM BSTYou missing us? We miss you!
Yes. 
Quote: Rob H @ October 27 2010, 11:39 AM BSTThat's a Michaelangelo quote, right?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 27 2010, 11:34 AM BSTNew role at work, new location...nasty nasty nasty! And people consoling me by going on about being 'lucky to have a job'. A nice little contemporary cliche.
John! There's been a gaping void without you.
Quote: zooo @ October 27 2010, 11:31 AM BSTI painted a ceiling once. Never again!
My nan once accidentally painted her bedroom ceiling with gloss paint. After which she could lie in bed and see her reflection.
Quote: chipolata @ October 27 2010, 12:18 PM BSTJohn! There's been a gaping void without you.
My nan once accidentally painted her bedroom ceiling with gloss paint. After which she could lie in bed and see her reflection.
You're a lucky man nans are off limits.
Quote: Rob H @ October 27 2010, 12:27 PM BSTYou're a lucky man nans are off limits.
She's the only one of my grandparents still alive and she's doing everyone's head in with her constant moaning about her health. She's hot. She's bloated. Her bowel aches. Her head aches... Is that the future for all of us?
*ponders*
Quote: chipolata @ October 27 2010, 12:38 PM BSTShe's the only one of my grandparents still alive and she's doing everyone's head in with her constant moaning about her health. She's hot. She's bloated. Her bowel aches. Her head aches... Is that the future for all of us?
*ponders*
*ponders the meaning of life*
Did you just describe your nan as 'hot'?
*titters*
Quote: Rob H @ October 27 2010, 12:44 PM BSTDid you just describe your nan as 'hot'?
*titters*
The John Lucas is dead. Long live the John Lucas!
Quote: chipolata @ October 27 2010, 12:46 PM BSTThe John Lucas is dead. Long live the John Lucas!
Chip wants John Lucas to fill his gaping void.