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Quote: zooo @ October 26 2010, 9:11 PM BST

We've all done it!

I only did it yesterday.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 26 2010, 8:43 PM BST

Work.

You're waiting for me to make some comment about you being a drug dealer now.

I won't rise to it.

Quote: Gavin @ October 26 2010, 2:23 PM BST

Oh dear. It's the 90's all over again.

So what are people usually using for formating documents now then?

Unicorns.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 26 2010, 3:32 PM BST

Can't really say at the moment... I'll tell you all at the next meet.

I am having Chip's baby though!

With Chip's passion for anonymity I bet he sent the sample by post.

Cool

Eating some fajitas before putting 5 gallons of pseudo-London Pride into a keg. I hope it tastes ok.

Quote: billwill @ October 26 2010, 11:08 PM BST

With Chip's passion for anonymity

I'm like the Wizard of Oz, billwill. It's best if you never see what's behind the curtain.

Quote: billwill @ October 26 2010, 11:05 PM BST

So what are people usually using for formating documents now then?

Pdf.

Quote: chipolata @ October 26 2010, 4:40 PM BST

You'll have a house full of stray cats and foxes, H.

It's a microchip stylee flap, so hopefully not. But I am yet to be convinced by the efficacy of the flap.

Quote: Gavin @ October 26 2010, 11:17 PM BST

Pdf.

?? PDF is just a doc type not a program ??

I use PDF all the time but only because the company I work for has an earlier version of Quark Xpress than me and so cannot open raw QXP files. Hence I export the QXP files to PDF which is an open source cross-platform format by Adobe, which they can open easily.

Another thing that can can be opened easily is my jugular vein, which I'm currently slicing into with a rusty bean tin in penance for contributing to the internet's most boring-ever conversation.

I want to hear more about DaButt's London Pride Hooch. :)

Quote: billwill @ October 27 2010, 1:25 AM BST

?? PDF is just a doc type not a program ??

Ah Sorry I misread.

You can use Word just save it as a pdf. Ideally though use Acrobat make a nice little form that sends the data to a sql when they click on the send button files are tiny and look nice.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 27 2010, 4:24 AM BST


Another thing that can can be opened easily is my jugular vein, which I'm currently slicing into with a rusty bean tin in penance for contributing to the internet's most boring-ever conversation.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Ellie wishes she gave a shit about Take That so she could get excited about the tour like her friends... but actually she couldn't give a shit.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 27 2010, 9:20 AM BST

Ellie wishes she gave a shit about Take That so she could get excited about the tour like her friends... but actually she couldn't give a shit.

What would excite you, Ellie?

zooo can't afford to go to any concerts, but zooo is very excited.

Maybe zooo will buy the DVD.

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