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Quote: Nil Putters @ October 26 2010, 4:47 PM BST

Always consult an expert first.

Yo.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 26 2010, 4:47 PM BST

Always consult an expert first.

Perhaps you should advertise your skills more overtly.

Quote: chipolata @ October 26 2010, 4:40 PM BST

You'll have a house full of stray cats and foxes, H.

And sneaky fuetuses!

Quote: Rob H @ October 26 2010, 4:52 PM BST

Perhaps you should advertise your skills more overtly.

I work on word of mouth.

Just realised that this year I get to have my December birthday in the summer for the first time in 30-summingk years. Pretty cool.

I take it you are going to Oz then?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 26 2010, 6:52 PM BST

Just realised that this year I get to have my December birthday in the summer for the first time in 30-summingk years. Pretty cool.

:D

Quote: bigfella @ October 26 2010, 7:04 PM BST

I take it you are going to Oz then?

Colombia.

EDIT: I just checked, and the city I'm going to is actually in the northern hemisphere. So forget I said anything. I'll be spending the day in my gloves and scarf, shivering at 10 degrees north.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 26 2010, 7:40 PM BST

Colombia.

I spent a week in Medellin and Bogota more than 30 years ago. I saw a guy on the side of the road get shot in the head. Not pleasant. Sick

Quote: DaButt @ October 26 2010, 8:11 PM BST

I spent a week in Medellin and Bogota more than 30 years ago. I saw a guy on the side of the road get shot in the head. Not pleasant. Sick

Apparently it's a lot nicer now, especially where I'm going; they're down to two or three kidnappings per year in that particular city.

I've checked :)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 26 2010, 7:40 PM BST

Colombia.

I see.

I thought maybe you were the England Cricket team undercover.

Why Colombia? It probably says a few pages back, but I really can't be bothered to look.

Quote: bigfella @ October 26 2010, 8:34 PM BST

Why Colombia?

Work.

It probably says a few pages back, but I really can't be bothered to look.

It doesn't.

Robyn went home during rush hour just so she could listen to a lecture on cormorants.

We've all done it!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 26 2010, 8:59 PM BST

Robyn went home during rush hour just so she could listen to a lecture on cormorants.

What a bird brain! Rolling eyes

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