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I read the news today oh boy! Page 248

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 23 2010, 4:58 PM BST

"The cause of the crash remains unclear."

He had two f**king robotic arms!

:D

Exunctly!

:D

http://gizmodo.com/5669317/student-hides-rick-astleys-song-in-college-paper

The president's upcoming trip to Mumbai: 3 jumbo jets, Navy ships, 45 vehicles and 855+ hotel rooms. That's some serious security.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics/nation/Barack-and-Michelles-Mumbai-darshan-plans/articleshow/6797379.cms

All he really needs for security are his wife's big muscly man-arms.

The President is the executive branch and military command where ever he travels

The British Pm used to have 6 pennies in case he wanted to start a war

With which he would call the RAC who would radio the MOD

That or the security is to stop Obama sneaking off to see his Al Quaeda handler

Quote: sootyj @ October 24 2010, 11:12 PM BST

That or the security is to stop Obama sneaking off to see his Al Quaeda handler

India has had a problem with assassinations over the last few years.

Doesn't history rather suggest that US citizens themselves are the most likely/successful candidates when it comes to assassination attempts on their President?

Quote: DaButt @ October 25 2010, 12:29 AM BST

India has had a problem with assassinations over the last few years.

be fair it's usually their own politicians

The most terrifying thing you'll see today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-11612402

JAYsus.

Bloody hell. That's horrible.

Was it to plug in the hoover, as seen in countless sketches?

I feel bad for the woman who turned it off. She'll have that on her conscience for the rest of her life.

True. But she shouldn't have been such a bloody idiot should she.

Quote: zooo @ October 25 2010, 10:33 AM BST

True. But she shouldn't have been such a bloody idiot should she.

Rolling eyes

Do you have a heart, zooo? I'm still waiting to see evidence of it!

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