This year I've read an unprecedented number of autobiographies and it's got me wondering what mine would be in an alternative universe where I achieved some degree of fame. I ended up with:
"No, You're a Dick!"
What would your book be called?
What would be the title of your autobiography?
There'll Never Be Another Chip.
Stolen from Serafinowicz:
"Lif Is Too Short"
Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2010, 8:22 AM BSTThere'll Never Be Another Chip.
Chip from the block?
I did do a series of Chip titles - Chip & Pen etc, but can't be arsed to trawl for them 
Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2010, 8:22 AM BSTThere'll Never Be Another Chip.
Surely yours would be "That's Chip."
Mine would be... "More than just a pair of tits."
Quote: EllieJP @ October 22 2010, 9:04 AM BSTMine would be... "More than just a pair of tits."
Subtitle: "Quality arse too."
What a Waster.
Pissed it all up the wall.
Two-bob c**t.
(with thanks to Peter Doherty).
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 22 2010, 9:20 AM BSTSubtitle: "Quality arse too."
Ummm. "Everything to Lose"
Sequel "Every Loser Wins?"
Quote: bigfella @ October 22 2010, 9:36 AM BSTUmmm. "Everything to Lose"
Think someone's already done that Bigfella. 
Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2010, 9:37 AM BSTSequel "Every Loser Wins?"
I like that
Quote: EllieJP @ October 22 2010, 9:40 AM BSTThink someone's already done that Bigfella.
The Swine!
Quote: bigfella @ October 22 2010, 9:36 AM BSTUmmm. "Everything to Lose"
Bloody cheat! 
Quote: bigfella @ October 22 2010, 9:47 AM BST
I like that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o
You've even got a song for the jingle.
Mine would be
"Why did I bother?"