Quote: Nil Putters @ October 21 2010, 6:14 PM BSTMoi?
NEIN!
BCG Achievements Page 17
I'm extremely paranoid, so I usually assume someone is being mean too or about me.
Paranoid or arrogant. Either way.
That bloody Nat Wicks. 
The Invisible Person award
For posting many messages but never having them quoted or commented upon.
Spamalamadingdong
killing 5 spam-bots with headshots.
Weekend At Bernie's
Create, post in, or pretend to have anything but indifference about any "RIP" thread.
Quote: billwill @ October 22 2010, 12:57 AM BSTThe Invisible Person award For posting many messages but never having them quoted or commented upon.
Who said that? 
Do you feel lucky PUNk?
Challenging an ace BCG PUN slinger to a PUNfight, and getting PUNned down and taking a PUNch to the ego.
Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2010, 8:21 AM BSTWho said that?
Invisible Persons just dream of the day when they might possibly get a "Who Said That?" comment
News J'accuse
Convince yourself that there's an agenda at work when you don't get any sketches on an open submission show.
Inherit the Wind
Use far too many words in your post when making a fairly simple point or give your opinion as if making a lecture.
To get this achievement you mustn't stop even when you have made your point. You may use digression, hesitation or anything at your disposal to make your post last as long as possible.
The angry rant often works best although the supercilious placatory post can be just as effective
At some stage of you will probably need to bring forth as many examples as possible that may or may not be relevant to the point that you seemed to be making in the first place, this will not be of any consequence as the majority of people wil have stopped reading by this stage.
Another good tactic may be to use the opportunity to insult as many comedians as you can think of while not missing the opportunity to insult the idiots who like those comedians a bit like Stewart Lee used to do when he was funny.
The preferred methods for finishing such a post can range from fake humility to spiteful disdain. But the favoured technique is to mention your view on the subject while hinting that you may be the only person who understands comedy.
PS
A final paragraph after you seem to have finished can last as long as you like but phrases such as "What do I know anyway?" although popular might cause people to infer, quiet correctly that you have no idea what you have been talking about. The seasoned waffler will usually tend to finish with an unfounded inflammatory claim & a smiley emoticon.
Or if you're Joe Pasquale you'll probably just copy & paste someone elses post & pass it off as your own 
Too right, Steve. Can't stand those sort of people.
Then again, what do I know...? 
Nude Jack
Filling open talent show threads with poorly concealed loathing and self hatred.