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I read the news today oh boy! Page 247

Cafe owner ordered to remove extractor fan because neighbour claimed 'smell of frying bacon offends Muslims.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322435/Cafe-owner-ordered-remove-extractor-fan-case-smell-frying-bacon-offends-passing-Muslims.html

Quote: zooo @ October 21 2010, 1:15 PM BST

:O:O:O

That country is retarded.
This is why accepting immigrants can be a good thing. Other countries are psychos and they need to come somewhere relatively sane.

I'm off then!

Quote: zooo @ October 21 2010, 1:15 PM BST

they need to come somewhere relatively sane.

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God, I hate Clegg more with every day that passes !

Angry

Is it because of his boyish good looks?

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 22 2010, 12:08 AM BST
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Is the seating always that tight?

I do love that woman perched on the right!

Quote: DaButt @ October 22 2010, 12:31 AM BST

Is the seating always that tight?

Only when it's crammed full of power seeking morally degenerate Lib Dems.

Or it's the Third Reading of The Welsh Fisheries Bill . .

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Quote: zooo @ October 21 2010, 6:59 PM BST

:O

The crocodile survives an airplane crash, only to get killed by someone afterwards. Nice ending to the story. :/

Yeah it wasn't the crocs fault he was put on board. Really sad though all those people lost their lives.

I am slightly concerned about this whole "tipping" thing though. I'll be running to the back if everyone starts running to the front.

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2010, 12:38 AM BST

I do love that woman perched on the right!

Laughing out loud

Only happens on small planes.

http://www.independent.co.ug/index.php/society/society/37-society/620-ugandas-epidemic-of-child-sacrifice

Quote: DaButt @ October 21 2010, 8:32 PM BST

Cafe owner ordered to remove extractor fan because neighbour claimed 'smell of frying bacon offends Muslims.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322435/Cafe-owner-ordered-remove-extractor-fan-case-smell-frying-bacon-offends-passing-Muslims.html

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/10/mail-blames-muslims-over-planning.html

DaButt the Daily Mail exists because in a fair democracy like England even pin headed, nimby, ignoramuses deserve a news paper.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 22 2010, 9:09 AM BST

I am slightly concerned about this whole "tipping" thing though. I'll be running to the back if everyone starts running to the front.

Yeah, I'm with you! Make sure we grab a couple of fatties on the way.

How would being stoned help anything?

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2010, 11:32 AM BST

Yeah, I'm with you! Make sure we grab a couple of fatties on the way.

Laughing out loud

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=155063329

Fair play to the guy, but if I had two robotic arms, I'm not sure I'd be driving.

"The cause of the crash remains unclear."

He had two f**king robotic arms!

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