A musical note walks into a bar.
He orders his beer flat and a packet of crisps. He eats his quavers too loudly and someone kicks him in the crotchet.
Another corny joke...
LOL
The first six lines made me do a big smile. The second part is too clumpy.
He orders a flat beer and kicks a guy in the crotchet for eating his Quavers.
If a woman leaves a load of shit on your driveway, do you sew-er?
Do you think that the Queen watches telly? I hope she watches eastenders sometime soon because that acting is horrific.
Queen voice: "Chives?"
Butler voice: "Yes your majesty?"
Queen voice: "You see that Ian Beale"
Butler voice: "Yes, your majesty."
Queen voice: "I want him to have a horrific accident. Do you understand me? I want him killed."
That last one isn't really a joke, more a funny(ish) piece of dialogue.
Like the musical one; especially with Nat's suggestion. The others didn't do anything for me I'm afraid.
There's some nice ideas in your stuff Juan, but at the moment nothing that could really be taken on stage and used as material for stand up.
For instance the first lot of "corny" jokes need to be reassembled into one-liners rather than a continuous stream of puns.
He could find someone has already taken a bite from one quaver - leaving a semi quaver (groan)
Yes Thanks for the feedback..
whats all this on another thread about someone being me hahahaaa!
I'm Roodeye!!
A musical note walks into a bar and gets pizzicato
Quote: Will Cam @ October 21 2010, 10:47 PM BSTI'm Roodeye!!
What does that mean?
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ October 21 2010, 11:04 AM BSTQueen voice: "Chives?"
Butler voice: "Yes your majesty?"
Queen voice: "You see that Ian Beale"
Butler voice: "Yes, your majesty."
Queen voice: "I want him to have a horrific accident. Do you understand me? I want him killed."
Quote: Not Dave Gorman @ October 21 2010, 11:30 PM BSTWhat does that mean?
It means and so is his wife