I read the news today oh boy! Page 246
Ha!
Awwwww nice. 
Quote: zooo @ October 16 2010, 10:17 PM BSThttp://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20101016/tod-dog-can-see-clearly-now-the-skin-has-870a197.html
Aw!Doggy facelift.
I hate those Shar Peis. Well not the dogs, the stupid f**king owners / breeders who think its cute to have a dog with skin three sizes too big for its body. Dickheads. 
Quote: DaButt @ October 8 2010, 6:52 PM BSTAn interesting story about crumbling Dubai:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai-1664368.html
Friend of mine went out to Dubai to live the dream. He lived the life of a prince for a while until business went bad and he had to write a few rubbery cheques. Not a great idea in Dubai. He escaped - just - by leaving all his stuff in his car and getting the next flight out. He arrived back home with literally nothing but the clothes on his back. He used to have a really nice place but he sold that for the Dubai Dream. He shares a house with two other blokes now. In Middlesbrough.
Almost exactly one year later on 14 October 2010, newly installed Prime Minister David Cameron sought to mark Margaret Thatcher's 85th birthday with a party at 10 Downing Street. Mrs Thatcher pulled out of the celebration at the last minute after being taken ill with the flu.
Dare we hope?
Give her a state funeral, chuck her in the cut, anything to be rid !
Do people who hope expectantly for the death of Maggie Thatcher really not see how their childish hatred makes a mockery of everything they claim to stand for? Or are people like this just generally ignorant c**ts who confuse principles with selfish misanthropy? Rubbing one's hands whilst wishing for the death of another human being makes you less of a human being. People who create hate figures for themselves often seem to do so to find comfort from their own character defects.
I'm an ignorant c**t
I was annoyed to hear the so-called 'news' yesterday that an announcement was expected to be made that Terrorism and Cyber attacks are among the most serious threats to Britain. Not only was this not news, because the announcement hadn't at that point been made, but the announcement itself was about things which hadn't happened. This wasn't news, it was speculation, clearly put out for the sole purpose of scaring us.
The lottery operator revealed it had received more than 1,000 lost ticket claims relating to the massive jackpot.
The claims, coming from around the country, were understood to include some from people who have admitted they do not even know whether the ticket they mislaid matched the winning numbers.
One unnamed pensioner who believed her husband threw away her winning ticket was reported to have a written record of her "win".
She told the Coventry Telegraph although she had noted down her winning numbers after buying a EuroMillions ticket, her husband had binned it by the time she realised her good fortune.
Aged in her 70s and living in Coventry, the woman told the newspaper: "I play the lottery, the EuroMillions and the Thunderball - but my husband takes the ticket off me and I don't see it again.
"That's why I always write my numbers down."
"snigger"
I bet she gives him the numbers and he buys the tickets for her.
The Daily Mail, Uganda-style.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/19/AR2010101903438.html
The front-page newspaper story featured a list of Uganda's 100 "top" homosexuals, with a bright yellow banner across it that read: "Hang Them." Alongside their photos were the men's names and addresses.
In the days since it was published, at least four gay Ugandans on the list have been attacked and many others are in hiding,
That country is retarded.
This is why accepting immigrants can be a good thing. Other countries are psychos and they need to come somewhere relatively sane.
Quote: zooo @ October 21 2010, 1:15 PM BST
That country is retarded.
This is why accepting immigrants can be a good thing. Other countries are psychos and they need to come somewhere relatively sane.
Andthat's not mentioning the human sacrifice
Aircraft crashes after crocodile on board escapes and sparks panic:
The crocodile survives an airplane crash, only to get killed by someone afterwards. Nice ending to the story. :/