Quote: Marc P @ October 20 2010, 10:34 PM BSTIt's all chopped up and mixed up.... nice but not as good as it should be.
There are good ones and bad ones. The good ones are goooood.
Home at last. I hugged my son, my cat and my beer - but not necessarily in that order.
Somebody needs to turn teh interwebs off for a few hours. Too many distractions. This very post proves this. 
Just wrote a Father's Day card idea with the caption "Dad had asked for a cutting-edge portable sound system for Father's Day...he should've known his stingey kids'd get him a Netto Blaster."
I was very proud of that Netto Blaster gag until I checked Urban Dictionary and there it is.
Are there ANY gags in the world that haven't already been thought up? 
There was a lovely red sky this morning. Although you know what they say. What? Red sky in the morning, shephards warning.
Dad wanted a cycling coach so we bought himm Gary Glitter
I'm always mistaking pedalists for pedarists
it's shite but well its original innit
Quote: chipolata @ October 21 2010, 8:52 AM BSTThere was a lovely red sky this morning. Although you know what they say. What? Red sky in the morning, shephards warning.
Red sky at night - Shepherd's Pie!
Quote: DaButt @ October 20 2010, 11:35 PM BSTThere are good ones and bad ones. The good ones are goooood.
This is also true, and none are ever bad if enough beer has preceded the consumption of said product.
Red sky in morning
Nuclear warning!
I feel quite ill today. Probably because me and two friends wandered around central London in the bitter cold for about 3 hours last night, then we drank and they didn't leave my hotel until 2:30am. I feel like I am dying. Sore throat, earache, headache, dizziness, stomach cramp, sad face.
Nat!! Are you having to work today too?
I'm pretty sad as one of my close friends is leaving work today.
Yes, I am sat in the office now. To be fair, I haven't done any work yet.
THIS BLOODY ANNOYING SATSUMA! THERE'S STICKY JUICE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!
Quote: chipolata @ October 21 2010, 10:50 AM BSTTHIS BLOODY ANNOYING SATSUMA! THERE'S STICKY JUICE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!
Tries to think of a sticky juice related line that won't be totally obvious.
Fails.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 21 2010, 10:56 AM BSTTries to think of a sticky juice related line that won't be totally obvious. Fails.
Jizz would be easier to deal with than satsuma juice.
*cough* someone call me an undertaker. I think my corpse might be starting to decompose.
Your jizz probably is satsuma juice.
Ew.
Thinking of entering a standup competition, even though I know it is too soon.