That gobby shite from last week (Stuart from IOM) never said a dicky bird this time!
Last week he was like thrush - an real irritating c**t - this week - like a friggin deaf mute!
I Thought the task was poor and not great viewing - compared to its usual high standard.
Why didnt they just create a f**kin big metal shovel that they could use to twat each other over the head with - then bury each other in the sand - I'd have bought one of those off them.
The book stand - yeah great idea because it's really hard to hold a book in your hand when you're reading - and also - it would never blow over - would it? Also, its really handy when you're lay on your back sunbathing - inspired creativity by the ladies.
