Cassius Management

Cassius Management is a UK based talent management company representing a select stable of clients from the Media, Entertainment and Sports sectors. Our 360 degree approach provides the necessary investment both personal and financial to successfully develop a client's career from a raw talent to a sustainable and healthy brand.

Cassius Management have opened their books and are looking for new talent. Check out our facebook page and become a fan!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cassius-Management/107032449352153

I bet you have to pay to be on your books hey?

Quote: Cassius Management @ October 18 2010, 1:43 PM BST

Gassius Management is a UK based farting management company representing a select stable of flatulent clients from the Media, Entertainment and Sports sectors. Our 360 degree approach provides the necessary investment both sproutsl and beansl to successfully develop a client's pong from with raw cabbage to a sustainable and healthy brand.which only they will emjoy

Gassius Management have opened their buttocks and are looking for new talent. Check out our make a face page and buy a fan!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cassius-Management/107032449352153

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They're full of hot air

The Cassius Management website is visually impressive but the grammar and punctuation thereon are woeful.

Congrats to the web designer but your copywriter needs to go back to school - and to pay attention this time around.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 1:45 PM BST

I bet you have to pay to be on your books hey?

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So young. So cynical.

Quote: Cassius Management @ October 18 2010, 1:43 PM BST

Our 360 degree approach...

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What does that actually mean?

They come on you from all angles... your dream John!

Quote: bigfella @ October 18 2010, 3:07 PM BST

So young. So cynical.

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So right.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 3:20 PM BST

They come on you from all angles... your dream John!

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Ooh, I'd be all puffed out!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 3:20 PM BST

So right.

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Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 18 2010, 3:12 PM BST

What does that actually mean?

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Erm, they hawk you round and round until you've run out of registration money?

I wonder if any firms offer a 180 degree approach?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ October 19 2010, 9:08 AM BST

Erm, they hawk you round and round until you've run out of registration money?

I wonder if any firms offer a 180 degree approach?

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Nah, I want somebody who's got all the angles covered.

So, has anyone contacted them?

No, I'm waiting until they renounce their slave name, join the Nation of Islam and become 'Muhammad Management'.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 20 2010, 7:21 PM BST

No, I'm waiting until they renounce their slave name, join the Nation of Islam and become 'Muhammad Management'.

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