Ah. Proof that Noel Fielding is still relevant.
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Waiting for the French to say "Yes".
Waiting for an injection for 2 hours
starting to hope its a lethal one...
And sending jokes to Twitter which is even more depressing
Quote: Tuumble @ October 18 2010, 1:40 PM BSTWaiting for the French to say "Yes".
Wait for them to surrender it'll be quicker
Quote: sootyj @ October 18 2010, 1:42 PM BSTWait for them to surrender it'll be quicker
Unfortunately no war is involved in the making of this press release.
Quote: sootyj @ October 18 2010, 1:42 PM BSTstarting to hope its a lethal one...
Can I have one?
Everyone's f**king me off today.
zooo is not happy.
Us?
babys crying, may take £200 for a vasectomy no way do I want to make one of those
The world in general.
Why does nobody ever retweet my jokes? Are they that bad?
Quote: sootyj @ October 18 2010, 2:01 PM BSTWhy does nobody ever retweet my jokes? Are they that bad?
Are you redefining success to include joke retweeting? What's your Twitter name?
Quote: zooo @ October 18 2010, 11:48 AM BSTNat's next costume.
I considered it but decided I'm to 'cuddly' for full-body lycra 
Quote: chipolata @ October 18 2010, 2:11 PM BSTAre you redefining success to include joke retweeting? What's your Twitter name?
sootyj and like Nick Clegg I'm feeling unapreciated
Have a missed call from an unknown mobile. I will assume it is a went number. I hate unknowns ringing me.
soots, you need more hash tags. If the joke features Wayne Rooney put #Rooney because it is more likely to show in people's feeds when searching for his name. Same applies if it's a subject like poltics or XFactor for example. Also, why not add #joke at the end as well.
Thanks I treat Twitter like most new things. First I try to ea t it, then I try to mate with it, then I give up.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 18 2010, 7:36 AM BSTOn the stupid train.
Some of us have travelled on the Stupid Train all our lives... 