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I'm hiding from the office move. Once I get back the ladies will have done it all.

Quote: bigfella @ October 18 2010, 10:08 AM BST

I'm hiding from the office move. Once I get back the ladies will have done it all.

Get stuck in the bigfella! Offer to lift really heavy stuff then once you've done it strike a pose

Quote: David Bussell @ October 18 2010, 9:57 AM BST

Woke this morning to discover the toilet cistern going mental and flooding downstairs' front garden with overflow water. Had to scrabble around in the loft to find the tap that turned the main tank off. Felt a little like a Man. A hungry Man that was denied the chance to eat breakfast.

I had to use a screw driver this morning to fix the office fridge. I felt like a man... a sex hungry man.

Put your cardboard model out there.

your silent unmoving stare will scare them into work harder

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 10:20 AM BST

I felt like a man... a sex hungry man.

Yowzers!

Quote: David Bussell @ October 18 2010, 10:21 AM BST

Yowzers!

Crom.

Mooorning, everyone!

(Now nobody will reply, and I'll look so sad. :( )

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2010, 10:38 AM BST

Mooorning, everyone!

(Now nobody will reply, and I'll look so sad. :( )

Morning.

Phew! How are you? :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2010, 10:42 AM BST

Phew! How are you? :D

I'm alright. How are you? Feeling better?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 9:29 AM BST

I have to go out at lunch and get a bra and knicker set. Seems a long time to be going "free" though.

Found a bra!!! Yey.

No knickers though.

I have to go shopping for a vibrator this week. For a prop.

Quote: Gavin @ October 18 2010, 10:45 AM BST

I'm alright. How are you? Feeling better?

Um, a bit, thanks. Still coughing :(

Quote: David Bussell @ October 18 2010, 10:53 AM BST

I have to go shopping for a vibrator this week. For a prop.

...ok. I believe you.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 10:51 AM BST

Found a bra!!! Yey.

No knickers though.

The bra's more important, surely?

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