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Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2010, 12:59 PM BST

Ellie's wee smells like coconut after drinking a LOT of malibu last night.

Tim had a girlfriend (many years ago) who claimed his semen tasted like coconut. (And no, I wasn't drinking Malibu and then secretly weeing in her mouth. Not often enough for it to account for her claim anyway.)

True story. :)

Ew.

Not fond of coconut then, Nat?

She's coconut shy.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Thank God for my coconut allergy.

On the stupid train. Won't be back home til Friday night now. Sulk.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 18 2010, 7:36 AM BST

On the stupid train. Won't be back home til Friday night now. Sulk.

Boo! Should get a car Nats. They are awesome-o!

I wouldn't want to drive to London. Where would I park?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 18 2010, 8:28 AM BST

I wouldn't want to drive to London. Where would I park?

mmmmmm. Could fly?

Soooo Ellie had bootcamp this morning and when she came to have a shower at work she was shocked to find she had forgotten her underwear for the day so is now going FULLY commando. Luckily these breasts are perky... feeling a bit like there's no need for people to ask if I'm cold though.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 9:22 AM BST

Soooo Ellie had bootcamp this morning and when she came to have a shower at work she was shocked to find she had forgotten her underwear for the day so is now going FULLY commando. Luckily these breasts are perky... feeling a bit like there's no need for people to ask if I'm cold though.

:O C..c...c..commando?....

*rolls tongue back into pervert face*

I have to go out at lunch and get a bra and knicker set. Seems a long time to be going "free" though.

Woke this morning to discover the toilet cistern going mental and flooding downstairs' front garden with overflow water. Had to scrabble around in the loft to find the tap that turned the main tank off. Felt a little like a Man. A hungry Man that was denied the chance to eat breakfast.

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