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Tried to weigh the cats and got thoroughly shredded D:

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 17 2010, 12:03 AM BST

Tried to weigh the cats and got thoroughly shredded D:

Weigh yourself. Put cats in pillowcase, pick it up and weigh yourself again. Subtract. Easy.

I don't have any human scales! Probably why I'm the size I am :D

Also, why does the cat have to be in a pillowcase?? Surely I could just hold them?

Stick em in a punchbag

There seems to be a ghost party going on in my street. I can hear music and people having a good time, but when I went out into the street, every house has their lights out. Mysterious . . . .

Or it could just be round the corner.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 17 2010, 12:26 AM BST

Also, why does the cat have to be in a pillowcase?? Surely I could just hold them?

It's easier to swing them against a wall that way.

It's in your house. And you're not invited.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 17 2010, 12:26 AM BST

Also, why does the cat have to be in a pillowcase?? Surely I could just hold them?

Because they were scratching you?

Ah only because I was trying to balance them on a kitchen scale.

They thought they were going to be baked in a cake. :(

They didn't know what was going on, but they didn't like it! I will buy some human scales.

Robyn should start to plan her essay, but the weather is so lovely. :(

Sniffly.

:( Hug

It's all good. Just mucous.

Is trying to do essay stuff, but has decided that her idea is complete tosh, so is getting very little done.

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