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BCG Achievements Page 10

It's a FANTASTIC word.

BUSSEL DO NICELY - 5G

Help pay off Dave's mortgage by voting online for sketches that were written ages ago by someone else.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 15 2010, 5:19 PM BST

BUSSEL DO NICELY - 5G

Help pay off Dave's mortgage by voting online for sketches that were written ages ago by someone else.

Eh?

The Gavin-Bigfella Waltz

Have an awkward and stilted early morning conversation with a fellow BCGer.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 15 2010, 5:19 PM BST

BUSSEL DO NICELY - 5G

Help pay off Dave's mortgage by voting online for sketches that were written ages ago by someone else.

Ha! But by someone else?

Didn't Ricketts write the one about the crossed line?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 15 2010, 6:03 PM BST

Didn't Ricketts write the one about the crossed line?

He and Buss wrote it. I had no hand in it, but still got a third of the prize money, go me.

But don't you get to go in the barrel?

The Immediate Tangent

someone posts a new topic and the first response takes it right of track e.g.

"I,m thinking about getting a new car, anyone got any ideas"

"I have an idea about making shoes out of egg shells"

The smart arse

post a completely blank post in response to the previous one. Sit back safe in the knowledge that even if the previous poster has no f**king idea what you are implying, they won't want to look a thicko and ask.

Quote: Will Cam @ October 15 2010, 6:32 PM BST

The smart arse

post a completely blank post in response to the previous one. Sit back safe in the knowledge that even if the previous poster has no f**king idea what you are implying, they won't want to look a thicko and ask.

Mind your tongue Wench
When you want to do is tell another memember to go f**k themselves. But you hold your tongue and let is fester and rot you from the inside.

The 'Holocaust Denial'

This any response to an unpalatable truth in which the poster either denies the truth or otherwise fails to acknowledge that the truth is true.

The 'Shoot the Messenger'
This is any ad hominem attack on the publisher of an Unpalatable Truth.

The Utterly Deluded

Self explanatory.

The 'Partially Deluded'

Any deluded person who is not impartial.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 15 2010, 5:18 PM BST

('C**t' is) a FANTASTIC word.

I can think of a few people who should get together and form a band called The Fantastics.

RAPED IN THE COMEDY ARSEHOLE - 25G

Your sketch is partially re-written by some idiot and people prefer it.

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