Or shoot some possums and raccoons and make a nice fur coat ...
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Quote: zooo @ October 15 2010, 12:36 AM BSTYou'll have to buy special old man long johns at the airport.
Looks like you guys might need some, too:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/8061737/Snow-to-hit-Britain.html
Quote: Will Cam @ October 14 2010, 6:21 AM BSTHow did you manage that Bill?
I was just biting a piece off a sandwich, while getting used to a few false teeth for the first time & there was a CRACK sound. At first I thought I had broken the new falsies, but it was OK and a front tooth hurt, so it seemed to me that I had broken or partially broken a tooth.
But after an Xray today the dentist says the tooth is intact, which had me greatly puzzled til I realised I must have broke a small bit of the bone of the tooth socket in the jaw. It still hurts, but there is now every chance of a full recovery with just some antibiotics instead of expensive false tooth insert.
Quote: bigfella @ October 14 2010, 9:51 AM BSTIt was very cold last night.
My daughter decided to empty her tub of weight spririt that she had been using to clean her paint brushes into the bathroom sink.
Which then proceed to stink out the whole house and make us ill. We had to sleep with all the windows open last night.
Great.
You have weight on your mind, not surprising I suppose 
That paint cleaning stuff is WHITE spirit.
Quote: Marc P @ October 14 2010, 9:54 AM BSTThe sun is out in Sheringham
Is this a once-a-year event then?
I'm off to bed before my battery runs out. The laptop's is looking low too. Night, night billwill.
Quote: Gavin @ October 14 2010, 5:28 PM BSTAre they text books? Sorry I'm being dense.
Fiesta and Razzle are, n'est pa?
Quote: bigfella @ October 14 2010, 6:26 PM BSTWish him well.
There is always trouble in Gotham. The only worse place to live is Oxford. All those Morse and Lewis stories.
Naah, Midsomer County is much worse.
Quote: DaButt @ October 15 2010, 1:09 AM BSTLooks like you guys might need some, too:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/8061737/Snow-to-hit-Britain.html
Oooh, I hope so. 
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2010, 8:29 AM BSTOooh, I hope so.
I hope so not. Snow's a pain in the arse.
It's awesomeness in weather form.
And very Christmassy.
I'm late. Now I'll be stuck in work until nearer 15:30. 
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2010, 8:37 AM BSTIt's awesomeness in weather form. And very Christmassy.
What is it with you and f**king Christmas this year? I don't remember this soft-headedness last year. Get a grip, girl!
It's sparkly and there are presents.
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2010, 8:44 AM BST
There's also more domestic abuse, suicides and frozen pensioners. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Pff, not in my house. So, who cares!
Quote: chipolata @ October 15 2010, 8:34 AM BSTI hope so not. Snow's a pain in the arse.
Agreed.
I can't run outside or cycle safely. Snow = scary cycle home!
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2010, 8:37 AM BSTIt's awesomeness in weather form.
And very Christmassy.
Bah humbug to Christmas.
Bunch of miseryguts!