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Quote: Lee Henman @ October 14 2010, 2:01 PM BST

Just cacked myself - a very weird but VERY clear human male sigh just came from my PC speakers. It was a deep breath then a great big sigh. I can't for the life of me imagine what the Hell could have caused it.

Your PC's achieved consciousness and read some of your scripts. Unimpressed

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 14 2010, 2:04 PM BST

My friend's computer speakers used to pick up wireless telephone conversations somehow!

You don't have any hidden popups open, do you?

Nope. And this sound wasn't from a phone, it was much too clear, more like a voice call on Skype or something. Really loud, crisp, unmistakable male sigh. I've Googled it to no avail. I don't believe in ghosts but I'm a bit freaked out to be honest. Teary

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 2:04 PM BST

Your PC's achieved consciousness and read some of your scripts. Unimpressed

If that was the case it would've screamed! Seriously though, was it a strange Vista error message or something? My PC has been a bit screwy lately.

Have you seen White Noise? In it dead people start talking to Michael Keaton through speakers etc.

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 2:11 PM BST

Have you seen White Noise? In it dead people start talking to Michael Keaton through speakers etc.

Thats a film Chip. It's not real.

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 2:11 PM BST

Have you seen White Noise? In it dead people start talking to Michael Keaton through speakers etc.

Yeah seen it. It wasn't realistic. If it was, the ghosts would've told him he was shit in Batman.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 14 2010, 2:14 PM BST

Yeah seen it. It wasn't realistic. If it was, the ghosts would've told him he was shit in Batman.

:D

Quote: bigfella @ October 14 2010, 2:13 PM BST

Thats a film Chip. It's not real.

:O

*life begins to crumble*

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 14 2010, 2:14 PM BST

the ghosts would've told him he was shit in Batman.

:O

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 14 2010, 2:01 PM BST

Just cacked myself - a very weird but VERY clear human male sigh just came from my PC speakers. It was a deep breath then a great big sigh. I can't for the life of me imagine what the Hell could have caused it.

I've had that on my PC before.
never found out what it was, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 14 2010, 2:20 PM BST

I've had that on my PC before.
never found out what it was, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

Honest? When was it, what did it sound like to you??

It was like a sigh, maybe with a water drop or splash at the beginning
I assumed it was a pop up or add lurking somehere.

Do you have a panic button you can press, Lee?

Lee, if you have a webcam, some dirty old man probably just hacked into your computer and watched you through it. That sigh was him reaching orgasm.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2010, 2:33 PM BST

Lee, if you have a webcam, some dirty old man probably just hacked into your computer and watched you through it. That sigh was him reaching orgasm.

Bloody Chappers!

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 2:28 PM BST

Do you have a panic button you can press, Lee?

:O

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2010, 2:33 PM BST

Lee, if you have a webcam, some dirty old man probably just hacked into your computer and watched you through it. That sigh was him reaching orgasm.

:O :O

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 2:35 PM BST

Bloody Chappers!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2010, 2:33 PM BST

Lee, if you have a webcam, some dirty old man probably just hacked into your computer and watched you through it. That sigh was him reaching orgasm.

Come to think of it It did end with someone saving Lovely, then the sound of a Zip being pulled up & someone taking a slurp of tea.

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