British Comedy Guide

BCG Achievements Page 6

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2010, 1:25 PM BST

Three Way

To get into an argument with one person, only for two others two come in swinging from nowhere.

Stottanioa

To imagine everyone is against you.

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 1:38 PM BST

Stottanioa

To imagine everyone is against you.

But, they're not! Are they? Maybe they are. They probably are.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2010, 1:41 PM BST

But, they're not! Are they? Maybe they are. They probably are.

Actually, yes, they are.

Chipping Away
To deliberately fuel Matt's unhealthy paranoia.

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 1:43 PM BST

Actually, yes, they are.

If it's just people on here, I can live with that!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2010, 1:44 PM BST

If it's just people on here, I can live with that!

Stottfordshire
A mythical place where you are popular and liked.

Punked-Tuation

To be taken to task for poor grammar, spelling or ...punctuation.

CHIPPOLATTE

Posting while waiting for the coffee to brew.

The Chipolat-aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

The fear of ever meeting someone off here in real life, and having your online persona shattered.

101ish

To have a small rumpled face, shrivelled penis and knackered baws.

Quote: chipolata @ October 14 2010, 1:50 PM BST

101ish

To have a small rumpled face, shrivelled penis and knackered baws.

:O

P'eed Off!

To be furious that certain people still haven't bought or read your book.

The Timebomb

Waiting to see how long it takes for a lighthearted thread to descend into full on insults and arguments.

LOL

The Kraken

A thread that hadn't been posted on since 2006 suddenly resurfacing.

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