Ming Sting
Be the subject of a sketch based parody.
BCG Achievements Page 5
Ari-Stott-le
Wise posting.
Tumbleweed
Post a sketch / script in Critique that garners no response at all, save for the eerie moaning wind of failure and regret.
Tuumbleweed
The dirty sod.
Punslinger
The rootin'est, tootin'est punny guy in the West. Marc P currently reigns supreme.
Where Egos Dare
Post something in the Showcase thread.
Allah Akbar!
Run into a busy crowded thread that's carefully and intelligently deconstructing the latest BBC sitcom, and detonate a devastating F-Bomb. "It's f**king shit!"
LucasAid.
Rush to help a poor unloved thread on Cabin Pressure or that E4 show with the devil in starring the bloke who was in Twin Peaks.
One Fail Wonder
Making a poorly thought out post which makes you instantly disliked, never to post again.
Dear Mr Editor
Displaying all of the forward thinking, understanding and tact of a Daily Mail or Sun 'letters to the editor' writer.
Nat Attack
To earn the ire of the above poster.
The Brown Eye
Call a new member's partner a nonce.
Three Way
To get into an argument with one person, only for two others two come in swinging from nowhere.
Quote: Marc P @ October 14 2010, 12:23 PM BSTTHE HUSTLE BUSTLE
Get people here to vote for your work on online comedy competitions.
It's a fair cop, guv. Although I will say in my defence that such shameless self-promotion is what ended up paying the budget of the Missing Scene pilot.
Quote: Leevil @ October 14 2010, 1:24 PM BSTThe Brown Eye
Call a new member's partner a nonce.
See also 'Nat Attack'.
Quote: David Bussell @ October 14 2010, 1:23 PM BSTNat Attack
To earn the ire of the above poster.
It's a rare and honourable accolade.
The Chipolat-eeeewww
To post lechy comments about a girl/boy you saw at work/in the street/in a shop/in your imaginary Sex Dungeon.
Quote: David Bussell @ October 14 2010, 1:25 PM BSTIt's a fair cop, guv. Although I will say in my defence that such shameless self-promotion is what ended up paying the budget of the Missing Scene pilot.
It was great on both counts.
The Langham
To bring up a subject sure to cause a mass argument.
Quote: Leevil @ October 14 2010, 1:24 PM BSTThe Brown Eye
Call a new member's partner a nonce.
Excellent 
Sunny Side Up
Ressurect an ancient thread in the style of Steve Sunshine.