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Quote: EllieJP @ October 14 2010, 11:00 AM BST

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! If I had a cat and he was an indoors cat I'd make him a sweater.

I've decided I'm going to buy a baby jumper and put it on Lola. Dan says I'm not allowed to, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Oh dear.

That sort is *kind of* ok, if the cat was actually cold. (Which I doubt it is.)

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But the rest are just so undignified. :(

I think dressing up cats is bordering on cruelty. I WON'T STAND FOR IT!

We had a boxer dog who we used to put skirts on. She liked it.

Nice balls, Ellie.

Quote: zooo @ October 14 2010, 11:12 AM BST

...if the cat was actually cold.

What about when it's cool?

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Just because you have the exact same teddy bear embroidered coat, Leevil, doesn't make it cool.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 14 2010, 11:36 AM BST

We had a boxer dog who we used to put skirts on. She liked it.

Dogs are wrong in the head!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 14 2010, 11:38 AM BST

Nice balls, Ellie.

Thanks! :)

A friend in the porn industry just told me that in California they're trying to pass laws that would mandate condoms for performers.

But not just condoms. They also want mandatory dental dams and *safety goggles*.

I felt the need to share this information.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 14 2010, 1:06 PM BST

A friend in the porn industry

Is this "friend" really you?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 14 2010, 1:06 PM BST

But not just condoms. They also want mandatory dental dams and *safety goggles*.

I'm sure there'll be a niche market for this kind of thing.

It'll completely ruin jizzmouthwash.com.

Manchester police twitter their activities for a day. http://twitter.com/gmp24_3

Quite intriguing!

Had a brew.

Planted some evidence.

Beat up a Chav in the cells.

Had a brew.

*EDIT - actually it would be

Fill in a form.

Fill in another form.

Get a court order againist you for looking a chav the wrong way

Fill in a form.

Have a brew

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