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Life's little victories and defeats Page 3

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 5 2010, 10:52 PM BST

Is that true?
Hope he's ok.

:D

I've edited my post.

Little defeat: deciding on a new tennis racket in John Lewis only to find they don't have it in my grip size.

Little victory: stopping by the down-market Sports World and finding the exact same one in the correct size for a whopping £60 less! And decent balls for £3.99.

Victory: 15 minutes ago I managed to speak to my friend in California using hand-held radios and the AO-51 amateur radio satellite. We'd tried twice previously but were stymied by equipment problems.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 5 2010, 8:36 PM BST

Asda. And I'm well happy with the quality. Taken on a 7.2 mega pixel Sony Cybershot (DSC-W7) on a 3:2 setting and it looks great.

They originally told me it would take 14 days, but it took 8 in the end I think.

How much did it cost you?

£35. I thought I'd treat myself.

You could go to Tesco and get a big birthday cake made with the picture on top.

Turned on Live & studio Five & Ian Wright wasn't on it.
A little Victory.

They showed that Corden - Picard thing.
A little defeat.

Turned on my TV and saw Ian Wright - a little defeat.

Five seconds later the TV blew up - a little victory.

A little defeat.

Finding out that my balls have crawled back up inside my stomach.

A little victory.

No lady can ever kick me in the nuts again! EVER!

Quote: Nick Flanagan @ June 9 2010, 11:12 PM BST

A little defeat.

Finding out that my balls have crawled back up inside my stomach.

A little victory.

No lady can ever kick me in the nuts again! EVER!

Unless she has a knife.

Tripping up the stairs at work & spilling my coffee
A Little defeat

The stairs were carpetted & nobody saw me do it
A Little victory.

Wife having an unnecessary strop with me
A little defeat

Lying here in bed absolutely stinking the bedroom out with farts (making sure the windows are shut tight)
A little victory

Are you sure it was an unnecessary strop?
Or was it in fact because you were incessantly farting at her?

Quote: zooo @ October 13 2010, 9:58 PM BST

Are you sure it was an unnecessary strop?
Or was it in fact because you were incessantly farting at her?

Strop first
Farting reactive

Quote: Will Cam @ October 13 2010, 10:00 PM BST

Strop first
Farting reactive

Undeserved strops make me all gastric too. I have a delicate constitution.

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