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Quote: Nogget @ October 11 2010, 5:33 PM BST

what about the 'fortunes' you might write in them, now that you are a fully-clever grown-up?

You are gay.

Laughing out loud

We had 'who are you going to marry' etc, with some nice ones and then some mean ones. And sometimes we just had compliments/insults "you are pretty"/"you smell like wee".

I'd put Comet are shit in every single one.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 11 2010, 2:34 PM BST

I had to greatly restrain from publicising my eyjoyment of the word flaps. I'm glad you did it first.

I childishly employed the word 'bits' to avoid writing flaps.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 11 2010, 6:48 PM BST

We used to say things like "you will meet the man of your dreams tomorrow" or "look out for a black cat" and crap like that.

I recall one common fortune being: "You are a spunk". In playground parlance, "spunk" simply meant an attractive person and not spunk.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 11 2010, 9:29 PM BST

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I recall one common fortune being: "You are a spunk". In playground parlance, "spunk" simply meant an attractive person and not spunk.

When I was in Aus I thoroughly enjoyed calling people a spunk!

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