Cyclists! Page 5

Quote: Aaron @ November 22, 2007, 10:45 AM

You're not actually one of those twats who believes that, are you? I suppose it would explain a lot. ()

Surely a bonus 25 if they're virgins?

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I am one of those 'twats' that wants to see errant cyclists dealt with and the only way to do that is to make them have licences, tax them and register their f**king bikes, you 'c**t'!

Quote: Mark @ November 22, 2007, 11:58 AM

I can see both sides of this argument...

I'm a mountain biker (warm weather only, not winter!) and regularly cut through red lights and things.

Yet being the total hypocrite I am, when a biker cuts in front of me in my car I get rather annoyed to say the least!

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That about sums up all the problems of the human race quite nicely really!

We are all twats!

Better find some more planets to live on and f**k up, it's the only way forward..

Quote: Mark @ November 22, 2007, 11:58 AM

I'm a mountain biker (warm weather only, not winter!) and regularly cut through red lights and things.

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I think you'll have to come to one of our courteous cyclists meetings. We have a method of making sure you stop at red lights with everyone else. It involves a soldering iron and some stern words.

There is also tea and biscuits provided.

When he gets out, I've already alerted his local constabulary!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 22, 2007, 12:36 PM

I am one of those 'twats' that wants to see errant cyclists dealt with and the only way to do that is to make them have licences, tax them and register their f**king bikes, you 'c**t'!

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Ok, so how about coming up with a realistic plan? Any suggestions?

Quote: Aaron @ November 22, 2007, 1:07 PM

Ok, so how about coming up with a realistic plan? Any suggestions?

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Vote Tory?

Sorry, sorry.. you said REALISTIC plan! doh!

I wish more outraged cyclists were around Aaron, it seems to have dried up a bit..

On to the next one then!

Now then, any BACKPACKERS in...

Oh, I'm neither outraged, nor a cyclist. I just don't drive so have no real sympathy for drivers either.

Quote: Aaron @ November 22, 2007, 2:56 PM

Oh, I'm neither outraged, nor a cyclist. I just don't drive so have no real sympathy for drivers either.

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aah, a public transport user then. Now they are annoying...

I hate the cyclists who put on all the special gear , just to go to Tesco. Why do they do that? It's sick. We can tell they are a cyclists by the fact they are on a fooking bike. Twats!
My son has a motorbike scares me to death but you can except he needs his leathers for that. However the last thing I need on a cold November morning is a lime coloured eyesore in swimming goggles. It makes me vomit!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 22, 2007, 2:23 PM

Now then, any BACKPACKERS in...

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you called?!

It's kind of hard to be a cyclist and not a complete dick. Cars and 2-wheelers were not made to cohabitate. I spend a lot of time, where there aren't lanes, breaking the law and cycling on the pavements because there's so little room left on the road.

Quote: Retinend @ November 22, 2007, 5:21 PM

It's kind of hard to be a cyclist and not a complete dick. Cars and 2-wheelers were not made to cohabitate. I spend a lot of time, where there aren't lanes, breaking the law and cycling on the pavements because there's so little room left on the road.

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Rather than cycle on the pavement you should dismount and push your bicycle. There's no excuse. When you are paying for road tax, licensing and insurance THEN you can complain about motorised traffic. Bleedin' cyclists!

I am not a car driver myself, although I can drive. I am one of those morons who walk on the pavement well away from the road and get in the way of saintly cyclists!

I was once directly hit by a cyclist who just came straight off the Fulham Road at speed and up onto the pavement straight at me. I somehow grabbed and twisted his handlebars without thinking and the bastard went flying. Served him bloody right! It hurt me quite badly too but I didn't bother making a Citizens Arrest and pressing assault charges, I just grinned down at him and said, "excuse me!" and limped off.

Sympathy for cyclists? Bah! Humbug!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 22, 2007, 3:18 PM

you called?!

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I'll make one exception and you're it!

Any BACKPACKERS in who AREN'T Ellie?

Quote: monkeybeard @ November 22, 2007, 3:02 PM

aah, a public transport user then. Now they are annoying...

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Only for part of the commute.

Quote: Charley @ November 22, 2007, 3:18 PM

I hate the cyclists who put on all the special gear , just to go to Tesco. Why do they do that? It's sick. We can tell they are a cyclists by the fact they are on a fooking bike. Twats!
My son has a motorbike scares me to death but you can except he needs his leathers for that. However the last thing I need on a cold November morning is a lime coloured eyesore in swimming goggles. It makes me vomit!

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At least motorbikes don't normally mount the pavement and they are licensed. I was once hit by a motorbike though (also on the Fulham Road) which hurt more than the bicycle did. The guy was undertaking at a zebra crossing (I was on the zebra crossing) and the car he was undertaking had stopped to let us across (quite an unusual occurence in itself these days) the motorbike braked but ran straight into me.

Twat! We both ended up on the floor this time! I tore a strip of this guy and gave his motorbike a f**king good kick too! What a twat! He's lucky I didn't knock his bleedin' block off I was that angry, but of course it would have been me in the nick wouldn't it? That's British justice for you! Didn't half hurt my foot kicking his bike!

I hope I never get hit by a car or a bus as it's three strikes and you're out I expect! And not much future in kicking a bus!