British Comedy Guide

So where is everyone from? Page 3

Growing up in Carlisle, I lived here:

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I'm from Skegness...

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But now I live in Northampton...

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I'm not sure which is worse? Errr

Quote: Leevil @ October 11 2010, 4:32 PM BST

I'm from Skegness...

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But now I live in Northampton...

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I'm not sure which is worse? Errr

:O

There's less bum rape in the prison.

Am more specifically from here.
Not that I was born in the garden.

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Born in this very building in Stamford, Lincolnshire...

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Grew up here...

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Live here...

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Peterborough: A city crumbling under pressure from immigrants

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-482816/Peterborough-A-city-crumbling-pressure-immigrants.html#ixzz124EruPry

*high fives Tummble Lincs style*

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In my hometown, chavs have open factional warfare.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2006/04/darlington-what-the-fk-happened/

I don't really have a problem with charvs a lot of them are alright but what I do f**king hate r "Plastic Charvas" which are curious to darlo. Real charvas which grew up in shite areas many of which genuinely are hard can be twats at times at least they don't pretend to be anything other than what they r, these plastic charv bastards r a million times worse.

These f**kers grew up in Blackwell & Mowden and until they turned 13 they owned little or now sportswear and didnt hav a hint of a darlo accent.

the best part is if these little shites ever did meet a real charv, theyd end up 6 foot under. Coz they r without exception soft as shit mummysboys, who probably couldn't even find skerne park

Good spots 2 hunt for these little gets are

Stanhope Park- White Star and Cheap very shoddy tack abound on a friday

Cornmill - In particular outside dixons gobbin of the balconys

Routes - carlsberg 1 bar a bottle on fridays hordes of pissed up 14 yr old Plaggy Charvs, oh what a joy

Hummersknott school - Hundreds upon Hundreds of these wannabe radgeys who learned charvness off the skernies who actually are charvers and r gud at it

Baydale Meadows - a haven for these litle c**ts, a playpark in the middle of a well nice new estate frequented by hordes of plaggy charvas passin a bottle of rag between 24 or drinking shitmix they stole from daddys booze cabinet while he were down the rugby club

The Denes - Owing to the easiness of buying bevvy round there but only when the real Charvers aren't about,

The real Charvers are alrite in darlo they don't really do anyone any harm in all my years I av never once seen a goth get dun in by one in Darlo, The squaddies that turf up on a weekend r a lot more dangerous

The problem wi darlo aint the charvs its these tagalong wannabe middle class arseholes who shud b preparing for a career in insurance or somethin equally as mundane rather than tormentin the poor souls whu hav 2 share a town wiv em. But now we can breathe a sigh of relief coz the pikey population of darlo is skyrocketing ready to kick these little bastards back 2 their 4 bedroom semis, arseholes

Quote: Trabs @ October 11 2010, 5:23 PM BST
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:D

Quote: Tuumble @ October 11 2010, 5:15 PM BST

Born in this very building in Stamford, Lincolnshire...

Well, if we're doing that, the zooo was born in this building.

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I was born in this grim looking hospital, bugger me...

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I think I was delivered by Garth Marenghi

Woww!

*resists temptation to post picture of mother's clunge*

Not unless it's your actual mother's. Otherwise it's just gratuitous.

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