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Should she stay or should she go? Page 4

I must say this thread makes absolutely fascinating reading.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 11 2010, 2:38 PM BST

Deprived more like. It's been AGES!!!!!!! I'm used to two times a day and to go cold turkey for 7 weeks is NOT good for my mind.

Don't worry, Ellie. Your problems are over.

My lovemaking is as good as my comedy-writing.

Wait till your ex is out, then beam the M-signal up into the night sky.

I'll be there.

Gamu who? It's good that this thread's all about Ellie now.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 11 2010, 4:29 PM BST

I must say this thread makes absolutely fascinating reading.

I'm sure it does. Unimpressed

Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ October 11 2010, 4:29 PM BST

Don't worry, Ellie. Your problems are over.

My lovemaking is as good as my comedy-writing.

Wait till your ex is out, then beam the M-signal up into the night sky.

I'll be there.

Ha - what happens during the day though?

Quote: chipolata @ October 11 2010, 4:30 PM BST

Gamu who? It's good that this thread's all about Ellie now.

Of course. Have to be centre of attention.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 11 2010, 4:36 PM BST

Ha - what happens during the day though?

The day?

I'm telling you - one night with me and you wouldn't come out of the post-coital stupor for a fortnight !

Woah - now that's tempting.

Gamu's saying that if she goes home she'll probably be shot.

I didnt realise Scotland was so rough?

My understanding is that Gamu's mother (a nurse) was invited by the Scottish government as part of an initiative to encourage talented individuals from around the world to emigrate to Scotland.

I'd imagine it's an embarresment to the family to be portrayed as scroungers when they were just taking advantage of the benefits offered to everyone.

To be completly honest, I didn't really think that Gamu was that great a singer but I feel sorry for her and her family for being so heavily scrutinised by the public.

Also, I know white Zimbabweans farmers who have been denied asylum in the UK, even though they have been forced out of their homes. The law's an ass.

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